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Dracula
03-29-2003, 11:36 PM
http://www.chickenjoke.com/

I never knew there were so many answers to that lame question...
System Error
03-29-2003, 11:50 PM
That's some very funny shit.
J.J. Maxx
03-29-2003, 11:52 PM
LOL.

Some people have waay too much time on their hands...
Ich
03-30-2003, 12:57 AM
LOL... I especially liked these:

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Tudorcat
03-30-2003, 01:05 AM
My favourite:

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
System Error
03-30-2003, 02:02 AM
Why don't we make our own, then?
SquishyMon
03-30-2003, 03:15 AM
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"... such a naive question.

Chickens don't cross roads, frogs do.
SquishyMon
03-30-2003, 03:17 AM
how about, "to get away from Dracula's avatar"? :)
stormwatcheagle
03-30-2003, 04:09 AM
My brother would say "It didn't. A car ran over it." And he would fall over laughing.
carrot red
03-30-2003, 04:33 AM
I'll go with Einstein's answer on that.
Blonde799
03-30-2003, 04:43 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was so close to the mexican border.;) One could think of a ton of answers for this dumb question.:rolleyes:
Matteo
03-30-2003, 04:46 AM
what a great site

i was laughing my ass of the whole time

thanks for the link
Ultra22Lemming
03-30-2003, 09:26 AM
Why did the kid cross over the playground .... TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

But my favorite out of those is:

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
J.J. Maxx
03-30-2003, 09:41 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find a different IP address and evade his ban!

http://www.jadevalley.com/images/signs/signwhop.gif