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02-23-2003, 08:58 PM
Dumb Warnings (http://www.dumbwarnings.com)
There's some funny stuff there. Here's some assorted ones.
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury
Unknown Diving Board
All divers must land in water!
Ansell Condoms
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Carefree Gum
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Fruit By the Foot
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Unknown Glass Cup
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
And one of my all-time favorites...
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Also, check out the other Dumb network sites. www.dumbcriminalacts.com is also a good one.
There's some funny stuff there. Here's some assorted ones.
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury
Unknown Diving Board
All divers must land in water!
Ansell Condoms
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Carefree Gum
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Fruit By the Foot
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
Unknown Glass Cup
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
And one of my all-time favorites...
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Also, check out the other Dumb network sites. www.dumbcriminalacts.com is also a good one.