Tyson vs. the Black Rhino.

[SiliconHero]

This is supposed to be Mike's first fight since getting smacked around by Lennox Lewis last year. Tonight, he's taking on Clifford Etienne, whose name I've only heard mention a grand total of twice, both mentioning fights with Tyson. I don't have Showtime where I live, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Etienne wins and sends Tyson to "fade into bolivian".

P.S. I see Tyson's got the Zell Dincht facial half-tattoo going for him. I like. It actually suits him.

[inori]

You forgot an option... :kawaii:

[SiliconHero]

But he's not. :P There's a possibility that he'll do something stupidd and get carted off to jail after the fight, though. I wonder how "children eaters" are treated in prison? But enough about Tyson's past. I still think, given Tyson's last few matches, that Clifford Etienne will somehow come out on top.

By the way...anybody know how much these guys are getting paid for this?