The Shizzolator

[War Lord]

I know a bunch of "translators" have been posted in the past.
I think this is the best one yet however.

http://www.asksnoop.com/

From The SE Page:

I added a magery skill, basically that shiznit'll be a modifier in determining how powerful yo' spells are n' shit. Spells will be level based, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass start wit izzall spells, but gots be a certain level cast this spell or that spell, know what I'm sayin'? Magery will then determine how powerful that shiznit is n' shit. For instance, if yo' ass has 0 Magery skill, 'n cast da Level 1 heal spell, yo' ass'll heal a little bit, but if yo' ass has magery maxed out at 10, yo' ass'll heal much mo'."

Or

Mottzilla, Warlock, Shadowblazer 'n I izzall hopped onto da server last night 'n tested some stuff out 'n generally messed around." The castle is now fully done, inside 'n out, which is a big ass section out of da way, know what I'm sayin'? I took a couple screenshots." Here 'n Here n' shit. I didn't get any screenshots wit Shadowblazer, however tha dude had a sweet little brizzle as tha dude's character fo' a while." Perhaps tha dude gots some screenshots."

[Lone Wolf]

lol, thats great War Lord, I can learn to talk like a black man now. :D

[Paradox]

ROFL

I didn't get any screenshots wit Shadowblazer, however tha dude had a sweet little brizzle as tha dude's character fo' a while."

[Ganonator]

When surfing the page w/ the shizzlator, I noticed this!! wow.
http://members.aol.com/quikslvr38/40000.jpg

These were my favorite shizzed statements:

by DN in ZCD's 1.92b182 thread:

Merry Christmas 'n izzall that n' shit. Everyone wuz expecting that shiznit, so I figured I might as well deliver something." Beta 181 wuz tested by da beta testers, know what I'm sayin'? This version hasn't been, know what I'm sayin'? Just a few additions, though, know what I'm sayin'? If anyone has any questions 'bout this version, just post 'em here, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass hate public betas, don't download this, know what I'm sayin'? There are almost certainly bugs, know what I'm sayin'? The reason I'm giving that shiznit out now is so da general public can help me find these bugs so I can release da full version soon n' shit. My main focus now will be getting rid of be like bugs 'n making sho quests from older versions convert properly 'n play correctly." Also, sfx.dat is not password protected anymore, know what I'm sayin'? So, yo' ass can create yo' own sound pack wit da grabber utility, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass need help figuring that shiznit out, just post a message here n' shit. Anyway, on wit da show." BACKUP YOUR FILES BEFORE USING THIS! ALTHOUGH ALL THA QUEST CORRUPTING BUGS SHOULD BE GONE, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL!


And:
New Members Forum
The purpose of this forum is fo' learning! Whether yo' ass are a newbie who wants learn da rules, or a Veteran wit a question, no matter how mundane, or simple, yo' ass may ax that shiznit here without fear of retaliation n' shit. ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMING!

truly amazing...

[Shadowblazer]

/me considers changing the NMF's description to that text

[KJAZZ]

lol! You really should do it..:D

Great find, WL.