Top 45 oxymorons

[stormwatcheagle]

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

[Ich]

40. Airline food
14. Temporary tax increase
1. Microsoft Works'

I especially liked these; I've heard some of them before.

[stormwatcheagle]

I got them from site, www.funnyjunk.com

[Brasel]

My friend has one...

War on Terror

Ooops, that was something else...I can't remember.

[satanman]

36. Government organization
40. Airline food
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
10. Computer security
1. Microsoft Works

are all good :p

[Dr. Mutagen]

How about the People's Republic of China or frozen hot chocolate?

[System Error]

Heh, this is some fun shit. :laughing: