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Verman
02-12-2003, 02:24 PM
What would be a good Anti-Valentine gift???

Now it would be cool if i could find a bear with a heart crossed out on it or something but the chances of that are nill ;)

So i wanna know what you guys think would be a good gift...
AtmaWeapon
02-12-2003, 02:34 PM
A bloody corpse or a live hand grenade.
Verman
02-12-2003, 02:40 PM
Okay,

Even though those are both very good ideas I dont think I can find either one for sale at the local wallmart.

Bah, It will be an impossible task I believe...maybe ill just have to buy a bear and make a card or some such shit.
AtmaWeapon
02-12-2003, 02:48 PM
You can make your own bloody corpse...
MrCow
02-12-2003, 02:51 PM
buy a bear
find a sharp long knife stick it through the middle of the bear and your all set
SiliconHero
02-12-2003, 02:55 PM
How 'bout a picture with someone holding a Glock to Cupid's head?

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Bah. I got nothin'.
Beldaran
02-12-2003, 03:52 PM
By a nice romantic heart shaped box of chocolates and video tape yourself destroying it with a blender as you listen to heavy metal.
stormwatcheagle
02-12-2003, 05:17 PM
Dump you G/F. It always works.
moon_princess
02-12-2003, 05:33 PM
I don't know, but something needs to be done, VALENTINE'S DAY SUCKS! Pop the eyeballs out of a bear and insert ketchup or fake blood, I don't know. Make a robot zombie that says "Happy Anti-Valentine's Day" or something. Or you could just buy a crossbow and a plush heart or something and shoot arrows at it all day.
Link 101
02-12-2003, 05:34 PM
How about you make your own? Just go and buy something Valentine-like and do something horrible to it. Use your imagination!:thumbsup:
moocow
02-12-2003, 06:49 PM
A severed head. With long dirty hair that falls out when you touch it. And removable eyeballs so you can skull fuck it. Then blow your load in the head, and give it to your girlfriend. Oh, and tell her you love her.
Dracula
02-12-2003, 07:25 PM
Give someone a kiss... When you have the flu...
SiliconHero
02-12-2003, 08:12 PM
Refer to Cupid only by his Greek name: "Eros". That oughta piss a lot of people off. :evil:
Dechipher
02-12-2003, 08:25 PM
Soak a bear in moose piss. MWAHAHAHAHAHA




Or not.
mrz84
02-12-2003, 11:46 PM
here's one: if they ask you something, just give them the good ol' one fingered salute! :kawaii: