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Axel
02-03-2003, 04:49 PM
my brother left this for me, apparently he and his friend were chatting, and he typed nonsense. my brother is strider405.

strider405: no
D.J.: lol, then you stup up
strider405: no
D.J.: *shut
strider405: u started it
D.J.: w/e
D.J.: new topic
strider405: do u feel sorry for the people in texas getting hit by tornados evry yr?
D.J.: yeah
strider405: y!?
D.J.: but we get hit by hurricanes
strider405: their livin in tornado alley! its their fault there gettin hit
strider405: !
D.J.: so
D.J.: maybe they cant move anywhere else
strider405: its not even that hard 4 them 2 move! their house has WHEELS!
D.J.: and, no matter where you go, there are natural disaste
D.J.: but, you r right, they could just roll away
strider405: they say "uhhhh, we got hit by tornader" but they live in a freakin trailer! they can movE!!!!!!!
D.J.: new topic
strider405: k
D.J.: sumthing closer to FLORIDA!!!
strider405: im ouitta funnies on that 1
strider405: ummmmmmm.................
D.J.: um what
D.J.: you got sumthin u wanna say?
strider405: no
D.J.: sure you do
strider405: i was tryin 2 think of sumthin
D.J.: u know sumthin, u just dont wanna say it
strider405: bugerit
strider405: bugerit bugerit, millenium hand & shrimp, BUGERIT!
D.J.: shut up and say what u wanna say!
strider405: BUGERIT!!!!
D.J.: lol, w/e
strider405: im the duck man!
strider405: BUGERIT
D.J.: quack quack
strider405: hahahahahaha! free all the animals in the zoo!hahahahaha!
D.J.: w/e
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS!!!!!!
D.J.: that is mine!!!!!!
D.J.: the flying monkeys r mine!!!!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
D.J.: burn and die
strider405: BUGERIT
strider405: !!!!!!
D.J.: THE FLYING MONKEYS R MINE!!!!
strider405: i told em! i said i told em! bugerit, millenium hand & shrimp, i said i told em!
D.J.: told who!
strider405: trouser em all!!!!
D.J.: stop
D.J.: so confusing me
strider405: BUGERIT!!!
D.J.: ahhhh
strider405: BUGERIT BUGERIT, TROUSER EM ALL!!!!!!!!!11111
strider405: hahahahahahahahaha!
D.J.: w/e
strider405: BUGERIT!!!!!!!!!!1
D.J.: lalalala
strider405: Spoon!
strider405: Give it to Royster!
D.J.: quit it
D.J.: man, you flipped
strider405: I do not take you up, sir, indeed I don't
strider405: for there's a thumb under the girdle or myu name's not Trucklebed!
strider405: I'll have two slices, if I may!
D.J.: STOP
strider405: BUGERIT!!!!!!!1
strider405: I feel better than an oily wanderdark!
strider405: I get the iglers and wooglers just thinking about it.
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA!
D.J.: l-(
D.J.: l-)
D.J.: grrr
strider405: TROUSER EM ALL!!!!!
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strider405: I TOLD EM, I SAYS I SAYS I TOLD EM!!!!!!!!
strider405: hello thinks mr. cat
strider405: BUGERIT
strider405: ur wife's a big hippo!
D.J.: i dont have a wife
strider405: millenium hand & shrimp!
strider405: BUGERIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.J.: i dont have a wife
D.J.: i cant even legally marry!
D.J.: have to be 16 to marry
strider405: hello thinks mr. cat!
D.J.: r are laughing at me rnt u!??!?!?
strider405: i told em, i says, i says, i told em!
strider405: millenium hand & shrimp!
strider405: bugerit!
D.J.: who did you tell!
strider405: I AM THE DUCKMAN!!!!!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA!
D.J.: you told the duckman!
strider405: I AM THE DUCKMAN!
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!
strider405:
D.J.: you have become eccentric, like me!
strider405: Coco the Wonder Monkey says "ook"
D.J.: FLYING MONKEYS R MINE!!!
strider405: BUGERIT!
D.J.: i would like to have an intellegent conversation now!
strider405: I TOLD EM I SAYS I SAYS I TOLD EM!!!!!
strider405: TROUSER EM ALL!!!!!!!!
strider405: BUGERIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
strider405: MILLENIUM HAND & SHRIMP! BUGERIT!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
strider405: .
strider405: ok
strider405: im done
D.J.: yeah
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA!
D.J.: lets talk important stuff now
strider405: BUGERIT!
strider405: I WOULD LIKE 2 EAT UR FOOT!
D.J.: i i could
D.J.: *can
D.J.: not the whole thing, though
D.J.: cmon, stop wasting time!
strider405: TURTLE! ELEPHANTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
D.J.: im going to ask KT and caitie what happened to u
D.J.: ok?
strider405: good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A,"
D.J.: w/e
D.J.: brb
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS!
strider405: OOK!
strider405: MASHED POTATOES!
D.J.: w/e
D.J.: jboy, u fliped
strider405: BUGERIT!
strider405: millenium hand & shrimp, bugerit
strider405: mashed sauce
strider405: french potatoes
strider405: apple fries
D.J.: french fries
D.J.: mashed potatoes
D.J.: apple sauce
strider405: french potatoes, mashed sauce, apple sauce
strider405: bugerit
strider405: OOK!
strider405: FLyING MONKEYS!
D.J.: flying monkeys attacked me three months ago
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA! THEY OBEY ME! BUGERIT
D.J.: lol
strider405: itold em, i says i says, i told em!
strider405: millenium hand & shrimp!
strider405: BUGERIT!
strider405: Corkscrew?
strider405: It's a tickler, that's what nanny says.
D.J.: w/e
strider405: I've got a spoon of my own you know
D.J.: what spoon may u be speaking of
strider405: Er... its a little spoon.
D.J.: ??
D.J.: what spoon
strider405: Whoops, here comes Mr. Jelly.
D.J.: english!!!!!
strider405: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS! MASHED POTATOES!
D.J.: r u trying to shove something in my face?
strider405: i told em! i say i says I TOLD EM!
D.J.: told who?!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHAHA! FLYING MONKEYS!
strider405: good so be would u if, duff plum of helping second A.
strider405: (read it backwards) BUGERIT
D.J.: lol
strider405: good so be would u if, duff plum of helping second A.
strider405: HAHAHAHAH! FLYING MONKEYS! MASHED POTATOES!
D.J.: racecar(read it backwards)
strider405: I TOLD EM! i says i says I TOLD EM!
D.J.: told who
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS
D.J.: gimme a clue
D.J.: plz
strider405: MASHED POTATOES!
D.J.: you told teh flying monkeys about sumtihng
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA!
D.J.: you told teh flying monkeys about mashed potatoes
strider405: mashed sauce!
strider405: frenck potatoes!
strider405: apple fries!
strider405: BUGERIT!
strider405: HAHAHAHA!
D.J.: Tigerub!
D.J.: Tiregub!
strider405: BUGERIT!
strider405: HAHAHAHA!
strider405: millenium hand & shrimp! bugerit!
strider405: I AM THE DUCK MAN!
strider405: HAHAHAHAHA!
strider405: FLYING MONKEYS!
strider405: MASHED POTATOES!
strider405: mashed potatoes can be your friends.
D.J.: yes they can
strider405: stick ur head in the microwave & get urself a tan!
D.J.: wt!
D.J.: microwave will only give me cancer
D.J.: radiation
D.J.: not good
strider405: dare 2 b stupid!
D.J.: never ever make jokes like that around me
D.J.: EVER
strider405: id rather get 100,000 papercuts on my face!
D.J.: and, my microwave wont turn on less the door is closed
strider405: i told em the pants were dangerous bu they wouldnt listen! bugerit!
D.J.: w/e
D.J.: i give up trying to make sense of all this
D.J.: you win
strider405: bugerit bugerit, TROUSER EM ALL!
D.J.: lets have an intellegent conversation
strider405: I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades.
D.J.: then what!
strider405: swimming iun the lime jello! Oh Buggrit!@!!@
D.J.: w/e
strider405: why do you have that duck on your head?
D.J.: no duck?
strider405: The flying monkeys only come AFTER the mashe
strider405: d potatoes
D.J.: sure
strider405: all hail the holy balogna sandwitch
D.J.: i am hailing
strider405: TROUSER EM ALL!
strider405: uh oh, here's Mr. Purple Cat
D.J.: the flying monkeys trouser them all after the mashed potatoes
strider405: eat your glass.
D.J.: u r the duck man and you told them all
strider405: ur pishnikit!
strider405: scrub you!
D.J.: sure
strider405: i was drivin gon the freeway with a rabid wolverine in my underwear!
D.J.: lol
strider405: everything you know is wrong
D.J.: sure
strider405: There are 21 angels dancing on this pin.
strider405: DON'T LOOK! tHEY'RE NAKED!!!!!
D.J.: o yeah, i believe you jboy
strider405: I bit my teeth
D.J.: how
D.J.: r u justin brother!!!
strider405: go see the doctor.
strider405: Dr. Pepper
D.J.: u r!!!
D.J.: leave me alone
strider405: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
D.J.: pitiful elf
strider405: TROUSER EM ALL!
strider405: bug'r'it
strider405: this is the unreal time clock
strider405: the thing that went boing, went boing
strider405: them's bags of time
strider405: they is
strider405: 99999999 bottles of beer on the wall!
strider405: 42
D.J.: the flying onkeys ate teh all
strider405: he's going through yesterday backwards
strider405: ook
strider405: slide on the soad
strider405: ?
strider405: ***/****
D.J.: daos eht no edils
strider405: the walls have ears, follow him
strider405: We're doing fine.
strider405: NO WE'RE NOT!
strider405: yes we are
strider405: ARE NOY!
strider405: go away
strider405: NO you!~
strider405: ARGH!
strider405: silly person
strider405: I blow my nose at you.
strider405: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
strider405: I fart in your general direction
strider405: I call your sense making request a silly thing
strider405: Hello silly person who's afraid of a duck you know.
D.J.: so confused
strider405: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
strider405: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're baggin' 'em together!
D.J.: maybe i am
strider405: It could be carried by an African swallow.
strider405: Maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point
strider405: Now onto Scene 24.
strider405: of which the old man had spoken in scene 23.
strider405: cheeseman?
strider405: Your wisgh
strider405: Your wish is my lunch.
strider405: @%#^%^&*##$@^#$%&#@%^$%
strider405: Watch your language!!!!
strider405: yes mother...
strider405: its not a matter of where he grips it, its a matter of weight ratio!
strider405: It's not a matter of getting it or not getting it. The question is is it worth bothering to get?
strider405: If I was interested in getting it it'd be gotten, oh you can be sure of that.
D.J.: w/e
D.J.: stop
strider405: But even if I did want to get it, and then got it, what would I get?
D.J.: my dad is confused to
strider405: a 4 ounce bird cannot carry a 4 pound coconut!
strider405: 100 bottles of beer on the wall!!
strider405: good night Andrew.
strider405: good night Andrew.
strider405: Good night Andy.
D.J.: w/e
strider405: Will you 7 cut that out!
strider405: You'
strider405: have all wished yourselves good night already
strider405: you all sleep at once anyways
strider405: how you've got 7 people in one head is beyond me...
D.J.: lol
strider405: & now 4 sumthing completely different
D.J.: im waitin for a response
strider405: Oh when the saints, go marching in?!
strider405: and now for the bi-anual upper class twit of the year!
strider405: and Johnson has run over himself! What a twit!!
strider405: the fist event, is running on a stright line
strider405: second: jumping over a wall, 2 matchboxes high
strider405: finally, the first person 2 grab a pistol & fire on himself wins!
strider405: oh my, bradley has missed!
D.J.: i guess that is te last event
strider405: there he goes!
D.J.: and, the winner is the slowest one
strider405: since all contestants have died in the competition, the winner is jhonson who ran over himself
D.J.: ROFL
D.J.: r the contestants sued for suicide?
strider405: oh say can u see, the winn dixie down the lane? where i buy my groceries, and other little things!

moocow
02-03-2003, 06:47 PM
Who spiked their Cherrios?

Ich
02-03-2003, 08:41 PM
Hmm, that's odd...

Dr. Mutagen
02-03-2003, 10:05 PM
I shall proceed to laugh my ass off at this completely hilarious conversation. That's the kind of humor we all appreciate!

Axel
02-04-2003, 08:53 AM
I know I enjoyed it.

Draconis
02-04-2003, 12:12 PM
Somebody was obviously high on something. The chat doesn't make any sense at all.