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J.J. Maxx
01-23-2003, 05:37 PM
/me rolls on the floor and laughs...

Slogan Generator (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=AGN)

It has over 500 slogans and is really funny.

Poppin' Fresh AGN!

MrCow
01-23-2003, 05:47 PM
SWEETNESS JJ i lub you:-p
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Agn On Your Knife.

J.J. Maxx
01-23-2003, 05:59 PM
Funny Slogans for:

Cock
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Do You, uh, Cock?
A Finger of Cock is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Hope It's Cock, It's Cock, We Hope It's Cock...
The Cock of your Life.
Be Like Dad, Keep Cock.

Breaker's Mom
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The Best Part of Waking Up is Breaker's Mom in Your Cup.
Have a Breaker's Mom and Smile.
Every Kiss Begins With Breaker's Mom.

:)

Jigglysaint
01-23-2003, 06:15 PM
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Jigglysaint.

Pure Zelda Classic.(I swear this was exactly what it said)

Jigglypuff Is Good For You.

Beware of Expensive Zelda Classic.

Things Go Better with Zelda Classic.

I'm Only Here For The Zelda Classic.

and just for fun:

Breaker's Mother - The Appetizer!

Fiyerstorm
01-23-2003, 06:16 PM
"See the Hot Moo Azz, Feel the Shine."

LOL!

Raichu86
01-23-2003, 07:10 PM
:lmao: Now I know where Kratheous was getting the slogans he kept saying in #ZCN the other day.

PureZC:
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Tastes Great, Less PureZC.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be PureZC Overnight.
See the Face You Love Light Up With PureZC.
Look, Ma, No PureZC!

Cheese:
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Wear Cheese. (:lmao:!!!)
It's a New Cheese Every Day.
Every Kiss Begins With Cheese.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Cheese?

BebyGoku
01-23-2003, 07:55 PM
LOL thats funny

deathbyhokie
01-23-2003, 08:10 PM
LMAO.i put my name in just for fun, and got this
Does the Hard Jonathan for You.
:naughty:

Shadowblazer
01-23-2003, 09:01 PM
It Makes Your AGN Smack.

Paradox
01-23-2003, 10:33 PM
AGN
Grab life by the AGN.
Agn Tested, Mother Approved.
Change Your Whole Agn.

PARADOX
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Paradox.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Paradox.
Just Do Paradox.

Ultra22Lemming
01-24-2003, 08:09 PM
Bunny
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Moving at the speed of Bunny!
Come see the softer side of bunny!
My anti-drug is bunny!
Give the dog a bunny!
Bring out the bunny!

These are good ones :D

Dracula
01-24-2003, 08:37 PM
Double the Pleasure, Double the Dracula.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Dracula.
I Saw Dracula and I Thought of You.
I Can't Believe It's Not Nintendo!
Did Somebody Say Nintendo?
Devon Knows How They Make Nintendo So Creamy.
Behold the Power of Your Mom.
Your Mom Just Feels Right.
We Build Your Mom.
Splash Your Mom All Over.
Get Serious. Get My Cock.
Aaahh, Bubba The Buttplug!
P-P-P-Pick Up A Bisexual Polar Bear.
Tastes Great, Less Penis.
Live in Your Ass, Play in Ours.

obi
01-24-2003, 08:48 PM
Think Obi.
Half the Obi, All the Taste.
Obi with the Less Fattening Centres.
Try Obi, You'll Like It.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat an Obi.
Obi - The Appetizer!

What is it with me being eaten?
Time for a new angle -

I Like the Merkin in You.
The Ultimate Merkin Machine.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Merkin.
What Can Merkin Do For You?
Grab Life by the Merkin.

Don't know what a merkin is? Think pubic wig. ;)

Bet You Can't Eat A Woman's Privy Parts. [LMFAO]
There's More Than One Way To Eat An A Woman's Privy Parts.
It's a New A Woman's Privy Parts Every Day.

my, this is getting rather disturbing, I'll stop now...