In English, please...

[DarkSFK]

Could somebody possibly tell me what this load of crap means in English? It would be very appreciated. :)


Originally typed by some fucking druggie skateboarding fuck head:

This is a test the first impressions are everything but in ways there nothing....... You are who u chose to be not who u dont want to be.....

no one can bring u down but yourself


Thank yous. :D

[J.J. Maxx]

Hmmmm... I don't speak skateboarder... I think he's asking for directions..

[MasterSwordUltima]

First Impressions are everything (don't wear ducttape on a first date)

But in ways they're nothing (just kidding, go and wear any adhesive material you want)

....... You are who u chose to be not who u dont want to be..... (Bill Gates stole our souls)

no one can bring u down but yourself (Put the soup can down and walk away)


Thats my rough rough rough rough rough translation. :D

(I have no idea)

[The Savior]

Some context would help...

[DarkSFK]

Context.... hmm..... well, this came out of a person's AIM info, so here's his whole profile:

Away message:
i think im dying brb........:-\

This is a test the first impressions are everything but in ways there nothing....... You are who u chose to be not who u dont want to be.....

no one can bring u down but youself

There's more, but it's stupid shit.

[The Savior]

Hmm, it seems that the person is using his loose grasp of English to try and make something that sounds really deep, but really sounds really stupid. :shrug:

[MasterSwordUltima]

Or S/He is a freestyle rapper.

[inori]

One question: Why do you care?

[DarkSFK]

I care because this poem thingy could express that everything that he took out of my life may be coming back, if it's the way I'm interpreting it.