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AtmaWeapon
12-20-2002, 01:32 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/West/12/19/monkey.pants.reut/index.html

God bless America, land where headlines like this actually exist.

Also, check out Man saved by condiments. (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/South/12/09/found.alive.ap/index.html) Not as funny, but still, nice headline.


In world news, Turkey arms villagers to fend off pigs. (http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/12/13/offbeat.pigs.turkey/index.html)

I love late-night digging.
slothman
12-20-2002, 02:54 AM
"I've got monkeys in my pants" That is the best line I heard all day.
"Taco Bell." saves the day again.
mrz84
12-20-2002, 12:56 PM
la de freakin da. that just made my day. :lol:
Ich
12-20-2002, 01:17 PM
I'm gonna print that out and show it to people at school.
Fatty Lumpkin
12-20-2002, 01:24 PM
I read about the condiment one already. The pig story probably occurs fairly often. What if the monkeys got hungry...
KJAZZ
12-20-2002, 09:17 PM
lol!!
Ultra22Lemming
12-20-2002, 09:33 PM
I like momkeys with a side of pants .... yummy.
Fatty Lumpkin
12-20-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Ultra22Lemming
I like momkeys with a side of pants .... yummy.

Kinda hard to digest, though. My mom has dodge keys.
BebyGoku
12-20-2002, 10:51 PM
HAHA funny stuff.....man you guys really have nothing to do;)