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Fiyerstorm
12-11-2002, 11:44 PM
Warning: Contains things that may be too dirrty for some of you.

Well, me and Lilith were bored so we decided to play a prank on my RL friend, Justin....I came up with the idea and Miz Lilith did her magic andwhat we got is a fucking funny chat log (I changed our names cuz Lilith said so but y'all should know mine..):
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You have just entered room "justinsuckscowballz."
Justin has entered the room.
Fiyah: :o
Justin: fuck u dude.....
Justin: lol
Lilith: NO FUCK YOU
Fiyah: :P
Justin: whos this?
Fiyah: this hot gierl
Lilith: yup
Justin: ........
Fiyah: she goes to bonnabel
Lilith: I'm a junior
Fiyah: and you're hot
Justin: named?
Lilith: Julie
Justin: ...
Justin: cool
Justin: so...hello julie
Lilith: omg
Fiyah: u flirting with my girl?
Lilith: what's your name sugah?
Fiyah: ill kill u
Justin: justin
Justin: u wish....
Lilith: omg, what grade?
Justin: 10...y?
Lilith: are you...cute?
Fiyah: he looks like a pitbull
Justin: so so...
Fiyah: :|
Justin: eat shit cesar
Fiyah: :-X
Julie: you're not cute?! :-(
Justin: i dunno
Lilith: I'm sure you're just saying that
Lilith: you know how I love younger men
Lilith: let's fuck.
Justin: hell yea
Fiyah: oh, ur older by one year
Fiyah: :P
Justin: who..me or her
Fiyah: what a age gap
Fiyah: not u
Lilith: meet me at taco bell in 20 minutes]
Lilith: I'll already have condoms ;-)
Fiyah has left the room.
Fiyah has entered the room.
kenage0rz has entered the room.
kenage0rz: ?
Fiyah: hey sexy
Justin: sorry babes...im in marrero.....
Lilith: but
Lilith: BUT
Lilith: *cries*
Lilith: hey sexy
Fiyah: rachie, u wanna hook up with my friend justin?
Lilith: how about YOU meet me at taco bell in 20 minutes?
kenage0rz: huh
Lilith: what
kenage0rz has left the room.
Lilith: lol
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah: she got offended
Lilith: she already left for taco bell0rz
Justin: lol
Fiyah: or that
Fiyah: yea..Julie is bi
Justin: cool
Lilith: too bad sexy justin can't cum watch us
Justin: i like that in a woman
Lilith: ;-)
Justin: .....:'(
Fiyah: what r u doing today justina?
Lilith: =-O=-O< me and rachel having orgasms 8-)< justin0rz
Justin: ???? playin spades....goin 2 movies maybe....and
Fiyah: =-O
Justin: .........:-P
Lilith: O:-)
Fiyah: dirrty
Fiyah: what movie?
Fiyah: harry potter?
Fiyah: hhahahaha
Fiyah: freak
Lilith: I LOVE HARRY POTTER
Fiyah: :|
Lilith: K>THX
Justin: ?....probably solaris...again
Lilith: omg I feel like making out
Fiyah: come over then
Lilith: ok
Justin: damn i wish i was back @ home...id be @ taco bell in a min...if that
Justin: ew...u2?
Lilith: what?
Lilith: WHAT
Justin: damnnn...julie...ur desperate
Fiyah: no she aint
Fiyah: she's a certified slut
Justin: lol
Lilith: I'm just always horny
Lilith: :P
Fiyah: those damn hormones
Justin: oh...i wanna meet u........
Lilith: :-D
Fiyah: i met her already
Fiyah: O:-)
Lilith: I wanna blow somebody too ;-)
Fiyah: :O
Justin: julie....wuts ur last name?................:-P
Lilith: I guess most girls say they wouldn't like that but I can't imagine not wanting to suck cock
Lilith: Sanders
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah: u dirrty
Lilith: :-)
Justin: DAMN
Lilith: damn what?
Justin: i wanna cum back home.....go 2 taco bell....
Lilith: hey cesarypoo, boy meets world is on
Fiyah: ok
Fiyah: its one of the old ones
Justin: i hate those
Fiyah: u look like feeny w/ short hait
Lilith: hey justin do you have a car? I really wanna try giving road head
Fiyah: ur dirrty
Justin: ill have 1 in a month...give me ur #........
Lilith: no way bitch
Lilith: I don't give out my number online
Justin: lol.
Fiyah: i got it
Fiyah: :D
Lilith: hehe
Justin: thats the only girls # u got 2........
Fiyah: no
Fiyah: i got urs too
Lilith: you wanna have cyber sex?
Fiyah: who?
Fiyah: o.O
Justin: other than ur sisters...
Lilith: justin
Justin: yea
Lilith: or both of us
Lilith: I've always wanted to fuck two guys at once
Fiyah: i wan nachos
Justin: .........
Fiyah: no way
Lilith: I want Justin's cock oooohhhhh yeah baby
Fiyah: :/
Justin: i want u 2 have it
Lilith: I'd take very good care of it ;-)
Justin: :-D
Lilith: but you'd have to take care of my hot wet tight pussy too
Justin: u aint gota worry bout that
Lilith: hehe
Lilith: so tell me how you'd like to do me so I can masturbate about it
Justin: id gently kiss ur inner thighs...while rubbing ur ass w/ my finger tips
Lilith: OMG YES
Lilith: OMGOMG
Justin: then slowly move 2 ur wet lips...
Lilith: omg and then0rz?!
Justin: id kiss ur pussy, workin my tounge into u....
Lilith: ohhhh yeeeeaaaaaahhhh baby
Justin: once i found ur clit id suck on it and nibble it gently
Lilith: omfg
Lilith: are you hard as fucking steel?
Lilith: 0rz
Justin: then...id slide my fingers into ur....yea...
Fiyah has left the room.
Justin: then...once u came id lick u up and start fuckin u
Justin: hard
Fiyah has entered the room.
Fiyah: i got idsconnnectred
Fiyah: :/
Lilith: how hard you sexy fiend?
Justin: so hard it hurts baby...my pants r about 2 split....
Fiyah: um
Lilith: OMG
Lilith: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS0rz
Fiyah: 0rz?
Fiyah: wazzat?
Lilith: are you hard right now? HARD AS FUCKING STEEL?!
Justin: yes.......now take care of it....
Lilith: oh you know I would baby
Lilith: all
Lilith: night
Lilith: LONG
Lilith: so
Justin: cesar told me 2 have u send me ur pic
Lilith: read any good books lately?
Fiyah: r u in heat julie?
Justin: lol...no
Lilith: I'm always in heat baby
Fiyah: oh yea
Fiyah: duh
Justin: u gonna send it?
Lilith: no
Lilith: I don't send stuff online k
Justin: oooo...
Lilith: you'd have to see me to believe me
Justin: i g2g
Lilith: NOOOO
Lilith: GIMME THAT HOT COCK
Justin: ill talk 2 yall later
Fiyah: ok
Fiyah: bye pitbull freak
Justin has left the room.
Lilith: lol
Lilith: BEST
Lilith: CHAT
Lilith: EVAH
Fiyah: LOL!!!!!!!111
Fiyah: YES!!!!!!!!111
Lilith: let me log it and send it to you
Fiyah: k>thnx
Fiyah: then i must go
Fiyah: (im makin nachos)
Lilith: [email protected]?
Fiyah: yesm
Lilith: k
Fiyah: i wanna know what yall were talking about when i left
Fiyah: let us leave this awesome chat room
Fiyah: it reeks of cyber secks
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah has left the room.
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Ouch, my fingers hurt from all of that renaming...well even if you guys didn't think it was funny, me and Lilith did...we just thought we'd share it for entertainment purposes...

Lilith
12-11-2002, 11:52 PM
Oh god, I was like crying of laughter during that.

moocow
12-12-2002, 12:13 AM
YOu guys are so cool :)

Ich
12-12-2002, 01:23 PM
/me raises his eyebrow.

Hmm. Another interesting thing to do to people you know in real life, is have a friend IM them and say, "I know all about you, Ben Leech." and say what school they go to, and creep them out, and ask someone who knows them well in real life who's also online for any details necessary.

BTW Lilith, you're dirty.

Fiyerstorm
12-12-2002, 07:10 PM
No...she's dirrty. Get it right!

Rijuhn
12-13-2002, 12:00 AM
LOL, that's so mean. I did that too a friend one time, only I was pretending to be a girl, so I had to open AIM Online and AIM and it was hard but very rewarding. I did that because he did something similar to me awhile ago.

Fiyerstorm
12-13-2002, 11:35 AM
Revenge is sweet! If I would of went to school today, I would of showed everyone he knows the chat log...

MrCow
12-17-2002, 06:43 PM
DAMNN THAT IS MEAN AND I WISH I WAS THERE TO WITNESS IT!!!!

Fiyerstorm
12-17-2002, 06:46 PM
It got worse today...I told my friend Jessica about me ad Lilith's prank and she volunteered to confront Justin after 4th period and tell him, "Hey sugah..are you gonna meet me at Taco Bell after school?." HE TURNED RED!!!!

Bingo Feed
12-17-2002, 06:56 PM
it wasnt that mean. i once made a clone name of a girl online and i convinced a guy to go to her house to have sex with her. that was fun.