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Brasel
12-07-2002, 03:06 PM
I rented BMX XXX and NHL 2003 for my Xbox yesterday...and well...BMX XXX sucks ass. I played it awhile, and the only good thing it really has in it at all is the grinding system. I could grind all over the first level without falling. Unfortunately, the humor in it that everyone says is hilarious is worse than most of my little brother's bad sex jokes. The graphics are inferior to Tony Hawk 4...so those naked bike riding chicks you were hoping for aren't all that great. ANd the videos you get to see with the strippers? Hardly worth the effort at all.

BMX XXX isn't even a game worth a rent unless you are a horny kid who has never seen a boobie in his entire life.
Yoshiman
12-07-2002, 03:13 PM
And yet, every mature gamer who hasn't heard of the Internet was waiting for it...
Cronic
12-07-2002, 03:24 PM
I love it if for nothing more than the fact that it's more or less an acknoledgement that adults play games as well as children :shrug: as a BMX game it does rock, but I don't even like those so meh...
Warlock
12-07-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Yoshiman
And yet, every mature gamer who hasn't heard of the Internet was waiting for it...

I'm not.. If I want to look at porn there are MANY MANY more places on the internet to do that. And in a much better fashon than this. I consider it somewhat of an insult when companies try to sell games only on the principal of attracting horney teenagers, and not on pure gameplay. This kind of content is fine if the game is stellar, but more times than not it isn't (*cough*just about every Tomb Raider except maybe the first one*cough*)
mikeron
12-07-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Sir Anthony
BMX XXX isn't even a game worth a rent unless you are a horny kid who has never seen a boobie in his entire life. BOOBIES!!!:love:
Cronic
12-07-2002, 08:53 PM
Tomb raiders 1-3 you mean =P 2 and 3 really weren't bad... 4 was dissapointing, and 5... well the less said about five the better. How if you haven't played it can you say it hasn't solid gameplay?
Warlock
12-07-2002, 08:58 PM
I didn't like TR2 & 3.. I have both of them actually. Kind of ironic that out of all those, I don't own the one that I did like :D hehe.. But yeah, I didn't like those two games that much. Less substance to them. The first one just had a great atmosphere to it.

Anyways, yes, I havn't played BMX XXX, but most reports say it isn't all that great. There are certainly better bike games out there. I don't really see a reason to play it just because it has "boobies" in it ;)
Cronic
12-07-2002, 10:19 PM
3 had some really neat enviroments and the vehicles were a great touch... I'm suprised you didn't like em. TR2 was actually the reason I bought a Playstation... never had the heart to inish any of em but 3 though.

and back to the lecture at hand for a BMX game it's good at what it does... I own the game (but then I own lots of games so it figures) mostly for the novelty... kinda like the shopping gift bags with asses on em you can find at spencers ;) and like I said of the BMX games I've played it's one of the best (nudity also does not come standard so that shouldn't really be an issue. some of the humor is on in an "In living color" kinda way, and some is just plain crude, but it targets the BMX sect very effeciently when you think about it.
rubixd
12-08-2002, 12:37 PM
This game (BMX XXX) never seemed like anything good in the first place...besides my mom would kill me if i rented it. I dont even have a PS2!

But my friend does, so i play his.
Cronic
12-08-2002, 02:06 PM
well then there's no need to worry cause the PS2 version was censored in the last week before release ;)
Dracula
12-08-2002, 02:53 PM
I got to play it once... As a BMX game, it wasn't too bad... I really didn't care about the boobies... Though, my "friend" *ehum*immature*ehum*asshole* went into a bigass orgasmic fury over the whole game... He's obsessed with porn... And he actually broke his copy of GTA3 because you couldn't "see" the guy and the prostitute have sex in the car... He's a dumbass... All he focus's on in games are 1.)graphics, and 2.) boobs...
Cronic
12-08-2002, 03:06 PM
wow... that's sad =/ boobies are nice, but no reason to break a game...
Maverick_Zero
12-08-2002, 06:08 PM
Especcialy a good game, I'll probably rent it, but I don't have an XBOX, so I'll have to get the censored one. :( I WANT MY BOOBIES!
The Savior
12-08-2002, 08:09 PM
Isn't the GC version uncensored?
gdorf
12-08-2002, 08:12 PM
Isn't the GC version uncensored?

Yea.
KingArthur
12-08-2002, 08:46 PM
No Cubey censorness
MEGA MAN X
12-10-2002, 01:53 AM
yah this game sucks ass!... nice pic warlock!
AlexMax
12-10-2002, 05:21 PM
And I thought that mature games were actually getting a little better. Nah...