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Paradox
11-24-2002, 09:36 PM
i saw a few things on a birthday card the other day at some store and it was "the top 10 football things that sound bad but aren't"... i'm gonna put a few here, if you can think of anything (not football) that's funny but innocent, post it.

He breaks through for a few extra inches!
It's up, and good!

mrz84
11-25-2002, 12:51 PM
clinton's top ten future plans
1. eat every flavor of ben & jerry's ice cream...twice!
2. retake his title as "lord of the dance"
3. edit a local high school newsletter
4. enter the high-class world of fashion modeling
5. tour the country with hard-core rock band slipknot
6. become a fur trapper
7. become a super hero
8. eat fruit loops and watch cartoons
9. play video games 24-7
10. open a bed and breakfast

i got these from a newsletter i read when i was in high school. it was started in my junior year by one of the seniors in his spare time and passed down to two of my buddies who did the same. they had a top 10 on the front page of every issue which was released monthly of course. :kawaii: