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Fiyerstorm
11-19-2002, 06:38 PM
*bangs hand drum*

I bring a sonnet from the lovely....

Lilith(0rz)! Enjoy:

~*~H@XX0R 0F D00M~*~

0mfg 1'v3 jus7 b33n h4xx0r3d
bu7 1 7h0ugh7 my m4d sk1llz w3r3 t00 1337
th3n 1 s4t b4ck and 1 jus7 r3l4xx0r3d
50m3 d4mn fuck1ng f4cko l3f7 m3 4 tr34t
wh3n 1 w0k3 up, my c0mp w45 4ll fuxx0r3d
1 c0uldn'7 l0g 1n70 h0ts3cks.c0m
y0u w0uldn'7 b3l13v3 h0w much th15 5uxx0r3d
dr3w 50m3 h3nt41 4nd g07 c4ugh7 by my m0m
n0w 1'm gr0und3d s1nc3 th3 h4xx0r of d00m
put h15 d4mn v1ru5 1n51d3 my c0mp0rz
1'm r34lly n07 u53d t0 l34v1ng my r00m
d0n'7 w4n7 70 g0 0u751d3 f0r 4 r0mp0rz
0mfg 1'v3 ju5t b33n h4xx0r3d
bu7 plz d0n'7 w0rry, 1'll 500n b3 b4xx03d!

(Due to that most of you don't understand that, here's a "translated" version)

Omfg, I've just been haxx0r3d
But I thought my mad skillz were too 1337
Then I sat back and I just relaxx0red
Some damn fucking facko left me a treat.
When I woke up, my comp was all fuxx0red
I couldn't log into h0ts3cks.com
You wouldn't believe how much this suxx0red
Drew some hentai and got caught by my mom.
Now I'm grounded since this haxx0r of doom
Put his damn virus inside my comp0rz
I'm really not used to leaving my room
Don't want to go outside for a romp0rz.
Omfg, I've just been haxx0red
But plz don't worry, I'll soon be baxx0red.
Jigglysaint
11-19-2002, 06:47 PM
I dare you to make a rap then release the mp3 like War Lord did.
Fiyerstorm
11-19-2002, 06:53 PM
Um...did you even read the top?

It's a SONNET, it's by Lilith(0rz).
Jigglysaint
11-19-2002, 07:05 PM
Fine then, just put it to music so we can hear how(bad)you sing :)
Ultra22Lemming
11-19-2002, 07:06 PM
Here's my poem: (It's a limerick!)

There once were some rats and mice,
Who lived off of food like rice.
Then along came a dog,
Who ate them like a hog,
And said, "Ruff! That was nice!
Fatty Lumpkin
11-19-2002, 07:38 PM
That's great!

Oh. Yours is good too Ultra. I guess. :D

I once new a guy who was cool,
but one day he jumped up on a stool.
He hit his head hard,
I called him a 'tard,
...


Ok, nothing really goes well with that last part.
Fiyerstorm
11-19-2002, 07:59 PM
Jigglypaint: I can't even pronounce those words.
Jigglysaint
11-19-2002, 08:21 PM
Where all that he was is a fool.
Ian
11-19-2002, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Fatty Lumpkin
That's great!

Oh. Yours is good too Ultra. I guess. :D

I once new a guy who was cool,
but one day he jumped up on a stool.
He hit his head hard,
I called him a 'tard,
...


Ok, nothing really goes well with that last part.

And now I just think he's a fool.
Drunken Tiger
11-19-2002, 08:51 PM
LoL

Thats pretty cool Lilith!! :p

But why didnt she post it herself??
inori
11-19-2002, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Fiyerstorm
Jigglypaint

I don't believe I've ever seen paint jiggle before... :laughing:
Pornlord
11-19-2002, 09:05 PM
I have tried to come up with poems before...it didn't work though. Too bad.
Jigglysaint
11-19-2002, 09:09 PM
Fiyerstoned
Lilith
11-19-2002, 10:18 PM
Oh Fiyah, you sexy fiend. Thanks for flaunting my talents for me.
Fiyerstorm
11-19-2002, 10:40 PM
Jiggly: Um...ok?

Lilith0rz: *mwuah!*

She made her sonnet exclusive and she didn't want to post it here cause she thought you guys were gonna be mean to her so I posted it.
Jigglysaint
11-19-2002, 11:42 PM
So we can be mean to you? Fair enough. I'd rather pick on you anyway:)
moocow
11-20-2002, 12:50 AM
me too

*PICK PICK PICK*

hehe
Fiyerstorm
11-20-2002, 01:26 PM
*pokes mooey*

*throws an unnamed object at Jigglysaint* (would say what it is but then we would have a religious arguement in a lovely sonnet thread*
Jigglysaint
11-20-2002, 01:41 PM
What, a cross?