Cyclone
11-09-2002, 01:16 AM
No, this isn't an AGN staff issue. :p Read on. My sister sent me this, and I died laughing. As you can see, I've fully recovered. :D
The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
Dividing into groups, the only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans from other products to capture the essence of Viagra and it's benefits. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List". After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
Here is their Top Ten List:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight!
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be!
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone!
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra. Here's The Beef!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? :rofl:
Now your challenge. Name the original product for each of these. ;)
Cyclone
The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
Dividing into groups, the only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans from other products to capture the essence of Viagra and it's benefits. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List". After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
Here is their Top Ten List:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight!
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be!
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone!
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra. Here's The Beef!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? :rofl:
Now your challenge. Name the original product for each of these. ;)
Cyclone