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AtmaWeapon

10-22-2002, 09:31 AM

http://www.globalpetroleum.com/

found this site in MC Hawkins's links.... never seen anything like it... it's so awful it's not even funny....

BEFORE YOU DIE, YOU SEE GLOBAL PETROLEUM

it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you

goKi

10-22-2002, 09:41 AM

haha, that is horrible.. i laughed. lots

theplustwo

10-22-2002, 12:13 PM

Woah, scaling text! From back in the day when the internet didn't actually have to have any useful content, and web pages just used any stupid looking gimmicks they could conjour up.... wait, thats how it still is today...

Cyclone

10-22-2002, 12:54 PM

Yup, I think I want some of that...:)

:)

:odd:

:sweat:

:laughing:

That is so damn ridiculous. What is the point of that whole broken images thing?

Cyclone

DarkDragoonX

10-22-2002, 01:00 PM

It's like they hired a heroin addict to write html for them or something. :laughing:

obi

10-22-2002, 02:09 PM

Hmm, Seiesmic button...
here's the html that I think will do the trick -

<form name="http://209.15.29.54/message.htm" target="-self">
<p><input
type="submit" onClick="shake(2)" value="SEISMIC test"
style="background-color: rgb(255,255,255); color: rgb(255,255,255); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: small">
</p>
</form>
Hmm, that does nout, oh well...:laughing:

Lone Wolf

10-22-2002, 03:17 PM

that was odd...

teddyboy420

10-23-2002, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by DarkDragoonX
It's like they hired a heroin addict to write html for them or something. :laughing:

Why would it have to be a heroin addict? Real funny

Blonde799

10-23-2002, 12:57 PM

It gets a -10/10 on the confortability scale.

Dear heavens, my eyes ARE burning!!! :angry: :angry:

I need my glasses to read this ridiculously small text...