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deathbyhokie
10-10-2002, 10:16 AM
ok, here's the situation. my mom turns 40 next weekend. i live a couple hundred miles away, and don't feel like going home 2 weekends in a row. i need a good prank/joke to rub the fact that she is 40 in her face. ne ideas?:confuse2:
Verman
10-10-2002, 01:30 PM
Impregnate a girl....

Then scream "your gonna be a grandmother!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!111" to your mom.
DarkPanther
10-10-2002, 01:32 PM
Crap... he took mine.
deathbyhokie
10-10-2002, 01:36 PM
ok, short of impregnating a girl, any other ideas?
Fatty Lumpkin
10-10-2002, 01:49 PM
Have someone else paint her hair white when she's asleep.:D

Tell her your're gay (if you're strait) or strait (if you're gay).
inori
10-10-2002, 03:15 PM
You could try actually being nice to your mom, seeing as she's about to turn 40 and that can be a stressful event in a person's life.
Kirby of Doom
10-10-2002, 03:29 PM
Rather than painting her hair white, paint your hair white! :mischief:
deathbyhokie
10-10-2002, 03:32 PM
be nice to my mom?:eek: how do you do that?:odd:
LittleBuddy
10-10-2002, 03:49 PM
Really point out how old she's gonna be when she turns 40, with all the evil details. :evil:


Linus
deathbyhokie
10-10-2002, 04:04 PM
right. what i'm looking for is a fairly inventive way of doing that. thought you guys might have some ideas
Raichu86
10-10-2002, 07:01 PM
Glue a beard onto her while she's sleeping and bleach her hair. :D
deathbyhokie
10-10-2002, 07:19 PM
ok, i will not be anywhere near her. i'm not going home due to the sheer volume of work i have to do. so something i can do with out being near her
Raichu86
10-10-2002, 07:23 PM
Go to bluemountain.com and send her a card that has 100 candles on it?
Drunken Tiger
10-11-2002, 03:04 AM
For these sorts of things you would need to ask Mander!! She is truly evil!!
mrz84
10-11-2002, 04:36 AM
the chibi senshi of death has a somewhat decent idea. give her the best party of her life.....and then tell her on of the folowing.....

1: her checking account was spent for this party
2: she has to pay for the party
3: i like cheese
4: http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/myanimepage/mini_ami.gif

and then after telling her any of the above, say that you're joking and then yell happy birthday! http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/myanimepage/mini_ami.gif
Link 101
10-11-2002, 03:34 PM
Yeah, but he is not going near his mom. He needs a prank that he can tell her or something. As for me, I don't have any ideas. I'll get back to you though, when I think of one.