figured alexmax would like this

[deathbyhokie]

Ways to irratate Bill gates
10. Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.


9. Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.



8. Beat his high score on Tetris.



7. Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.



6. Tell him you heard he's "microsoft."



5. Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.



4. Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.



3. Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is.



2. WWW him right in the dot-com.



1. Two words: dork tax.

[AlexMax]

.....

What?

[_dark_link_]

lol I liked it :D

[Gerudo]

go figure that something you think will make Alex laugh, he doesnt get... big surprise there... :sweat:

[_dark_link_]

I LIKED IT!!! didn't expect THAT did u!!!
:lol:

[Gerudo]

of course you did...

[DukenukemX]

Let me see if I can think of anything that will irratate bill gates.

1. Install Linux on Bill Gates refrigerator. It has a working computer in it. Hey Bill your refrigerator is running. With no BSOD. :laughing:

2. On Halloween dress up like someone from congress and go up to hiss door saying Trick or Treat smell my feet cut Microsoft up like a Turkey feast.

3. Send him a letter saying that you will give him Linux if he gives you Windows XP. Tell him it sounds like a even trade. :blah:

Just a few I thought up real quick.

[teddyboy420]

Here's one:

Tell Gates that you robbed his Mother.

Oh forget it, that probably wouldn't bother him b/c he's most likely already done that too.

[AlexMax]

No.

It's just that those were gay and predictable. No offense, but I could tell what each one was before I even read it. They were all cheap shots. Too cheap. They could have worked on anyone.

(Not to mention that they insulted geeks everywhere)

Try these

10. Steal his "666" license plate.
9. Accuse him of sexually harassing your computer through Pallium.
8. Beat his high score on Minesweeper with the WINMINE.INI cheat he never even knew about himself. "But Windows programs are impossible to hack..."
7. Ask him if they guy who did that to his hair used a Windows XP version of a 'styleing toolkit'.
6. Tell him you heard he's "microsoft." (lame...)
5. Leave a linux penguin on his gatesmoble on the hood on a hot day so it melts into the metal.
4. Install Windows 98 on the Gatesmobile. It'll mak it crash more often than a 747.
3. Drop hints that Oprah's has better business and legal sense than he does.
2. BSOD right in his .EXE
1. Three Letters: DoJ

[Link 101]

Those were worse. I liked deathbyhokie's better.
Here's one:All your Micrososft are belong to Rare!