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Beldaran
09-22-2002, 01:42 AM
Letterman Show:

[I paraphrase because I can't remember the joke exactly]

"The [so and so's] have completed their minature replica of Mount Rushmore in the national history museum in [name of city]. President Bush, wanting to join in and build something as well, has announced plans to build a second Grand Canyon right through Iraq."

LOL I laughed for like ten minutes.
Cyclone
09-22-2002, 02:17 AM
Hey, that's good. :)

Cyclone
Lone Wolf
09-22-2002, 05:39 AM
lol, thats funny!
stormwatcheagle
09-22-2002, 05:43 AM
Thats a good one. Made me chuckle.
EWild
09-22-2002, 07:20 AM
:lol:
Darunia
09-22-2002, 07:34 AM
:lol:
Yoshiman
09-22-2002, 07:57 AM
Heh. BOOM!!!!
slayer6896
09-22-2002, 11:46 AM
not funny
Yoshiman
09-22-2002, 11:59 AM
I think so.
Link 101
09-22-2002, 12:02 PM
That is pretty funny!
Beldaran
09-22-2002, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Link 101
That is pretty funny!


dude, cool avatar.:)
MrCow
09-22-2002, 12:29 PM
:lol:
:lol:
me2
09-22-2002, 01:04 PM
...What? :eyebrow:
Yoshiman
09-22-2002, 01:10 PM
He wants to put a Grand Canyon in Iraq. Get it? Boom? Blam? Bang?
Dracula
09-22-2002, 03:24 PM
Funny joke, but I don't want the US to bomb Iraq, unless they have enough proof to.

FBI said they got steel cylinders
(woopdee doo, so do I, but am I gonna make nukes with them? No, I cast metal with them.)

Sudaam gave Osama money
(awww, a start of a new friendship... But, it's not like all of Iraq gave him money)

Sudaam is mentally ill
(so, we bomb a society for it?)

Sudaam is a snappy dresser
(no shit. That's why we should bomb them... >:/ yeah right)



So, unless Sudaam can show us his balls and do something, we shouldnt bomb him. I don't believe in bombing an entire society over ONE MAN. If it turns out he doesn't have nukes, it could really piss Sudaam off that we bombed him for no reason, then he's gonna have his little scooter flyers come over here and give us something to cry about, then we'll bomb him again, he'll bomb us, we'll kill thousands, if not millions, cuz the Prez woul be killing Americans too because of this stupid ordeal.
Yoshiman
09-22-2002, 05:08 PM
I heard that some people had plastic surgery done to look like Saddam. ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!!
Lone Wolf
09-23-2002, 05:33 AM
WTF..people wanting to look like him? thats sad....