Creative Ways to Cope with Stress

[Cyclone]

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Polish your car with earwax.I found this in a June 2001 e-mail message. Keep your eyes peeled for more from me. :)

Cyclone

[Drunken Tiger]

lol

I think ill givce some of those a go!! :p

[Lone Wolf]

LOL, thats some great ways to cope with stress.:D

[slothman]

Those might help you but they won't do any good for your boss, the frog, or the condom clerk. Tell me after you did some. :D

[Yoshiman]

I get stressed alot. But I belive I'm prepared. *starts drawing in NG magazines*

[Link 101]

I try to help you Yoshi. When I come over I really do see the stress that you exprience. That condom clerk one wouldn't be bad if it was a lady!

[Yoshiman]

Yeah. I have two little sisters, and I'm bound to be stressed out.

[Link 101]

They stress me out and I only spend a night. Sometimes two, but not often. Anyways you could use some of those Yoshi.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Cyclone
Dance naked in front of your pets.

I never want to see that mental image again.

[Yoshiman]

What would they care? There already naked!