A funny Joke.

[Lone Wolf]

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[MrCow]

heard it long time ago

[Fiyerstorm]

lol....i heard it before also but it still is funny.

[Lone Wolf]

Yea, when I heard it, I thought it was Hilarious!

[Jigglysaint]

That was soooo bad, I love it!

[The Desperado]

Reminds me of my grandpa. scary

[Lone Wolf]

your grampa screams profanity in church too?

[Cyclone]

That one I hadn't heard, but I love it. :)

Here's a new one from this morning; our current priest tells jokes as part of his sermon, so you may get a few from me.

On a relatively stormy night, a priest walked into the church to find one one man in the congregation. The priest decided to wait for a while, in case other people happened to show up. No one else came, and the priest went to the parishioner and asked him whether they should still hold the mass as usual. The man replied, "Father, I'm a farmer. If I walk into the field and see a single sheep, I feed it."

That said, they had a little mass, just the priest and that farmer. When the priest was preaching, the farmer's eyes began to wider, becoming wider and wider. The priest thought the man was becoming rather impressed with his sermon, and kept up his preaching.

After the mass ended, the priest walked up to the man and asked him what he thought of the sermon.

The man replied, "Father, I'm a farmer. If I walk into the field and see a single sheep, I feed it. I don't ask it to drop its' load."

:shrug: The congregation today liked it.

Cyclone

[Yoshiman]

That joke was worth a chuckle or two.