Ibis, God of Magicks
09-13-2002, 06:18 PM
Today my grandmother told me she wanted me to move out becuase she can't deal with me being gay. Just one problem, I'm not gay.
So, I have to skip out on my friends to stay home and convine my grandmother that I am not gay.
She thought I was gay for three reasons.
1. I wear a lot of red, and according to her, "Red is there color"
2. Because I wear a beret I got from Hot Topics.
and 3. Because I never have a girlfriend.
So i had to tell her:
1. Red is my favorite color. Nothing else. I just like red. That doesn't make me gay.
2. I like the hat. I'm an artist, I like the beret. That doesn't make me gay.
3. Then I had to go into a painful :( recollection of my past relationships to show her that I'm alone because all girls just "Want to be friends" And that I have no hope of ever finding a girl, and I am doomed to live a long miserable lonley life, and die alone.
I'm having a pretty bad day....
So, I have to skip out on my friends to stay home and convine my grandmother that I am not gay.
She thought I was gay for three reasons.
1. I wear a lot of red, and according to her, "Red is there color"
2. Because I wear a beret I got from Hot Topics.
and 3. Because I never have a girlfriend.
So i had to tell her:
1. Red is my favorite color. Nothing else. I just like red. That doesn't make me gay.
2. I like the hat. I'm an artist, I like the beret. That doesn't make me gay.
3. Then I had to go into a painful :( recollection of my past relationships to show her that I'm alone because all girls just "Want to be friends" And that I have no hope of ever finding a girl, and I am doomed to live a long miserable lonley life, and die alone.
I'm having a pretty bad day....