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Teilyr
08-19-2002, 11:49 PM
Narrator: On todays show, Teilyr and Hermit discuss the progress of your favorite game, and mine, The Legend of Zelda.
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Yes, this is probably spam.. But, the fact is, if you didn't have some interest in this, you wouldn't have clicked the link.

I'm AdamD248. Hermit is NakedmanSp. Enjoy it or hate it.. I don't care.
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NakedmanSp: so what are you working on? inquiring minds want to know
NakedmanSp: questwise i mean
AdamD248: *digs*
AdamD248: http://boards.armageddongames.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62076
NakedmanSp: ahhh gooody
AdamD248: 2 reasons I show you that.
NakedmanSp: something non-zelda
AdamD248: 1, that's pretty much the size of it.
NakedmanSp: i like it already
AdamD248: 2, I'm way too lazy to type it again. :-P
NakedmanSp: sounds good to me
AdamD248: Yes well, I'm tired of Link going on his adventures through 9 dungeons to save that stupid bitch Zelda.
AdamD248: you'd think she'd be packin' heat by now.
AdamD248: Sheesh.
NakedmanSp: he never gets any either
NakedmanSp: how sad is that
AdamD248: Granted it has it's place, but enough is enough.
NakedmanSp: zelda is such a prude
AdamD248: lol
NakedmanSp: all that work just to hold hands in the end or somethin...
NakedmanSp: boooo
NakedmanSp: oh well
AdamD248: What pissed me off is like.. at the end of OoT, my then girlfriend, who was a gamer (imagine that) wanted to see how I beat Gannon.. Then she stuck around for the ending.
AdamD248: I remember a her just screaming "Kiss Her!!!!" at the screen during the scene where Link gives back the ocarina.
AdamD248: Kinda made me chuckle.
NakedmanSp: lol
AdamD248: pardon my typing.. Having a retarded hand spell.
NakedmanSp: link has been saving her ass for voer a decade
NakedmanSp: over
AdamD248: Seriously.
NakedmanSp: she shoulda given up the royal assets a long time ago
NakedmanSp: but no.....
AdamD248: I made the joke that Link's bascially been fighting gannon since he was in diapers
AdamD248: but it's pretty damn true
NakedmanSp: i would have quit saving her a long time ago
AdamD248: and this is what pisses me off
AdamD248: As the series progresses, he keeps getting younger!
AdamD248: Do Hylian's age in reverse?
NakedmanSp: could be
AdamD248: and if so, why didn't Link look like Abei in the original?
NakedmanSp: hahaha
NakedmanSp: a better question
NakedmanSp: how big was his mother to birth a full grown Hylian ?
AdamD248: lol
AdamD248: Probably about 900 pounds
AdamD248: or something like that.
NakedmanSp: and thats just her chest.....
AdamD248: lol
AdamD248: Pa! It's man!
AdamD248: Aw.. hello Jr.
AdamD248: Hi dad!
NakedmanSp: lol

Hermit
08-20-2002, 01:44 AM
Well let's face it... Link is constantly saving Zelda, and all of Hyrule for that matter, and for what ? The least she could do is drop to her knees occassionally in appreciation for all his hard work... or something... ANYTHING!!! :rolleyes:

What a bitch :angry:

Fade to Black
08-20-2002, 01:51 AM
Well, I'd just want some good "clean" lovin...but thats just me...Link is gay.