Killer fish invade America!

[MrCow]

ok people we have crisis in the east coast. again a stupid american has caused us trouble click here (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/12/alien.fish.ap/index.html)
isnt it so amazing how we can screw things up

[plith]

OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? KILLER FISH ARE INVADING AMERICA! ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US ALL! GOD SAVE US!

[KJAZZ]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Cyclone]

Oh my.

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. When carrying killer fish, never dump them in a neighbourhood pond.

Cyclone

[Menokh]

I'm not so worried about the native fish, I'm worried about if they get up here and one bites me.

Some people... Why would someone dump their exotic fish in a local pond?

[Selah]

He really did hate his niebour (sp) didnt he?

[Cronic]

"Yess... Swim my pretties..."

[SSJ3500]

Meh, I dont live anywhere near there anyways.

[obi]

The situation is of special concern to authorities because the Little Patuxent River is about 75 yards from the pond, and northern snakeheads can live three days out of water and even walk short distances on their fins in search of food.

Now, if these fish were to get into radiated waters, and then mutate, you'd have an episode of the Simpsons happening in real life....

[Ganondorf]

that would be cool i want to see homer

[Masamune]

i thought they were cute little minoes! so i kinda took some from a local pond in on my trip to china and.... took some home with me! yeah yeah! then the little suckers bit theur way through the bag!

[obi]

Imagine if they got stuck in your toilet bowl....

Ouch....

[MrCow]

lol
that would be a pain in the ass literally:Þ

[Jer1400]

Yeah. I saw that story on the news a few days ago. They can walk on land. They can stay out of water for 3 days. They are very poisinous so they can kill most anything. I'm glad I live about 100 miles inland! :)