Another Smarter Child replacement

[Brian]

If this has already been said then I haven't seen it, but another Smarterchild replacement is VaVaVirgil. He is almost the same as smarterchild, only with one key difference: he is obsessed with stopping smoking. It really is quite funny. Look at this conversation:

BrianCline1: Why do you care about smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: I know all about it. What do you think of smoking?
BrianCline1: its cool
VaVaVirgil: Anything that causes cancer is super uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you know so much about smoking?
VaVaVirgil: Encyclopedia search for "smoking":

1 smoking
2 smoking

Next time, just type "ency smoking."


BrianCline1: I like to smoke
VaVaVirgil: Why do U like to smoke? It is so bad for you.
BrianCline1: I smoke all the time
VaVaVirgil: You smoke all the time?
BrianCline1: yeah
VaVaVirgil: Hmmm...
Hey, can you tell me one reason Y smoking isn't stupid?
BrianCline1: it looks cool
VaVaVirgil: Making yourself sick is uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you hate smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: If why jumped off a bridge, would you?
BrianCline1: John smokes too
VaVaVirgil: If john jumped off a bridge, would you?

Yeah, I know you people are sick of smarterchild conversations, but this isn't him, and its something new, so... :cool:
(I really don't smoke, by the way, this was just for the joke)

[Jigglysaint]

Jigglysaint: You want to try me bong?
VaVaVirgil: Want to try you bong? Me?
Jigglysaint: yes
VaVaVirgil: Oh yeah?
Jigglysaint: it's cool
VaVaVirgil: I'll take your word for it.

Jigglysaint: Wana get jiggy with some dope!
VaVaVirgil: Dat's right!

Hey Cronic, he's pro-weed!

Jigglysaint: You like Mary Jane?
VaVaVirgil: I honestly don't have an opinion on mary jane.
Jigglysaint: it's cool
VaVaVirgil: I'll take your word for it.

[DarkDragoonX]

You people need a better hobby. :laughing:

[obi]

Hmm, I wonder what happens if you ask it if it like smoking smarterchild? lol

[Saffith]

VaVaVirgil isn't the only replacement for SmarterChild, but he's definitely the stupidest (Though ELLEgirlBuddy is a close second).
There's a whole list of bots at activebuddy.com (http://www.activebuddy.com).

It's kinda funny how stupid VVV is, but he can be pretty obnoxious.

Saffith: I want to smoke.
VaVaVirgil: You must want to get sick. Stoooppid!
Saffith: Yes, I do want to get sick. So what?
VaVaVirgil: Stooopid! What a stupid thing to say.

[Drunken Tiger]

You guys have wat too much time......

I only talked to SmarterChild once, he was pretty amusing!!:lol: