Brian
07-02-2002, 06:11 PM
If this has already been said then I haven't seen it, but another Smarterchild replacement is VaVaVirgil. He is almost the same as smarterchild, only with one key difference: he is obsessed with stopping smoking. It really is quite funny. Look at this conversation:
BrianCline1: Why do you care about smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: I know all about it. What do you think of smoking?
BrianCline1: its cool
VaVaVirgil: Anything that causes cancer is super uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you know so much about smoking?
VaVaVirgil: Encyclopedia search for "smoking":
1 smoking
2 smoking
Next time, just type "ency smoking."
BrianCline1: I like to smoke
VaVaVirgil: Why do U like to smoke? It is so bad for you.
BrianCline1: I smoke all the time
VaVaVirgil: You smoke all the time?
BrianCline1: yeah
VaVaVirgil: Hmmm...
Hey, can you tell me one reason Y smoking isn't stupid?
BrianCline1: it looks cool
VaVaVirgil: Making yourself sick is uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you hate smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: If why jumped off a bridge, would you?
BrianCline1: John smokes too
VaVaVirgil: If john jumped off a bridge, would you?
Yeah, I know you people are sick of smarterchild conversations, but this isn't him, and its something new, so... :cool:
(I really don't smoke, by the way, this was just for the joke)
BrianCline1: Why do you care about smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: I know all about it. What do you think of smoking?
BrianCline1: its cool
VaVaVirgil: Anything that causes cancer is super uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you know so much about smoking?
VaVaVirgil: Encyclopedia search for "smoking":
1 smoking
2 smoking
Next time, just type "ency smoking."
BrianCline1: I like to smoke
VaVaVirgil: Why do U like to smoke? It is so bad for you.
BrianCline1: I smoke all the time
VaVaVirgil: You smoke all the time?
BrianCline1: yeah
VaVaVirgil: Hmmm...
Hey, can you tell me one reason Y smoking isn't stupid?
BrianCline1: it looks cool
VaVaVirgil: Making yourself sick is uncool.
BrianCline1: why do you hate smoking so much?
VaVaVirgil: If why jumped off a bridge, would you?
BrianCline1: John smokes too
VaVaVirgil: If john jumped off a bridge, would you?
Yeah, I know you people are sick of smarterchild conversations, but this isn't him, and its something new, so... :cool:
(I really don't smoke, by the way, this was just for the joke)