AlexMax
06-21-2002, 09:29 PM
OK, I was happily chugging away on my computer.
"Alex, get your little sister some dinner!"
*groan*
10 min. later, my other sister is sitting at MY computer, the only one with sound in the house.
"Get off. I was on there."
"Oh I'm sorry..." (cyincal)
She doesn't move. In an angered rage, I stomped over to another computer and began plotting my revenge...
10 minutes later....
"Alex, why isn't my internet connection working?"
"I dummo. Try it again."
"Oh here it goes...."
Little does she know that I have been fucking around with the internet filters on the router, and block and unblock her at the click of a mouse.
Eventually, she kinda catches on. I have been keeping in contact with Mottzilla, who has been with me the entire time. We would laugh our asses off when I disconnected her.
"ALEX! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE INTERNET?"
"Um...nothing" *giggle*
Anyway he does this brilliant thing for me, and will have my props FOREVER because of this....
MottZilla: have any internet trouble lately?
Bebe 788: um hi
Bebe 788: yeah the little asswipe did something to it
MottZilla: well, if you give alex 20$s to give to me, i'll stop disconnecting you
Bebe 788: ok
Bebe 788: tell him its in the yellow bar in the top drawer of my dresser
Bebe 788: *bag
Bebe 788: on the left side
At this point...
MottZilla: dude, disc her now
MottZilla: NOW :p
AlexMax2742: Done
MottZilla: just disconnect her permanently
MottZilla: shes a stupid whore
A few minutes later...
"ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What? ^_^"
"Damnit! Tell your Mottzilla person to stop screwing with the connection."
"Fine fine..."
In the end, I never did get the computer back, but boy it was funny as hell.... This is my first time I've ever used my computer skills for evil. I will never be the same again...
AlexMax2742: Can I post parts of this AIM online?
AlexMax2742: On the boards?
AlexMax2742: This is so fucking funny...
MottZilla: i dont care
"Alex, get your little sister some dinner!"
*groan*
10 min. later, my other sister is sitting at MY computer, the only one with sound in the house.
"Get off. I was on there."
"Oh I'm sorry..." (cyincal)
She doesn't move. In an angered rage, I stomped over to another computer and began plotting my revenge...
10 minutes later....
"Alex, why isn't my internet connection working?"
"I dummo. Try it again."
"Oh here it goes...."
Little does she know that I have been fucking around with the internet filters on the router, and block and unblock her at the click of a mouse.
Eventually, she kinda catches on. I have been keeping in contact with Mottzilla, who has been with me the entire time. We would laugh our asses off when I disconnected her.
"ALEX! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE INTERNET?"
"Um...nothing" *giggle*
Anyway he does this brilliant thing for me, and will have my props FOREVER because of this....
MottZilla: have any internet trouble lately?
Bebe 788: um hi
Bebe 788: yeah the little asswipe did something to it
MottZilla: well, if you give alex 20$s to give to me, i'll stop disconnecting you
Bebe 788: ok
Bebe 788: tell him its in the yellow bar in the top drawer of my dresser
Bebe 788: *bag
Bebe 788: on the left side
At this point...
MottZilla: dude, disc her now
MottZilla: NOW :p
AlexMax2742: Done
MottZilla: just disconnect her permanently
MottZilla: shes a stupid whore
A few minutes later...
"ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What? ^_^"
"Damnit! Tell your Mottzilla person to stop screwing with the connection."
"Fine fine..."
In the end, I never did get the computer back, but boy it was funny as hell.... This is my first time I've ever used my computer skills for evil. I will never be the same again...
AlexMax2742: Can I post parts of this AIM online?
AlexMax2742: On the boards?
AlexMax2742: This is so fucking funny...
MottZilla: i dont care