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AlexMax
06-18-2002, 05:48 PM
Take a look at this...

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm06.htm

Ack!

King Link
06-18-2002, 06:06 PM
^_^; .... That is the oddest looking thing I have ever seen, simply put.

And for goodness sake, why would someone want to play a helpless, basically useless Princess in the first place anyway?

vegeta1215
06-18-2002, 06:31 PM
wow, #6 on the worst games of all time list? That's cruel.

I had to laugh at this though :laugh:

"Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes."

Rafnul
06-18-2002, 06:34 PM
Hey now, come of it. I own #11 Heroes of the lance and could almost describe it as fun.

I also own #1 ET the extraterestrial.

ET is a piece of crap ITS IMPOSSIBLE!

The Silent Assassin
06-18-2002, 07:26 PM
I saw that web page long ago. But Wand of Gamelon is FAR from the 6th worst game of all time:

Michael Jordan in the Windy City, Shaq Fu, Bebe's Kids, Superman 64, Mike Piazza's Winning Run...

J.J. Maxx
06-18-2002, 07:33 PM
I would just like to be the first one to say that 'Bible Adventures' does not suck. That game is funny as all get-up. :-D

Jigglysaint
06-18-2002, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by JJMaxx
I would just like to be the first one to say that 'Bible Adventures' does not suck. That game is funny as all get-up. :-D

So maybe you can answer this question: How do I get Noah to go left?

Mak-X
06-18-2002, 07:56 PM
That's a parody of Electronic Gaming Monthly's worst games ever feature. The 3 CD-I Zelda's tied for the place they were in. A lot of that was copied word for word with some things changed to make it funnier.

Rafnul
06-18-2002, 08:03 PM
TSA, I thought is was called RAQ-Fu, but perhaps I am mistaken.

The Savior
06-18-2002, 09:03 PM
Nope, it is Shaq-fu.

AlexMax
06-18-2002, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Mak-X
That's a parody of Electronic Gaming Monthly's worst games ever feature. The 3 CD-I Zelda's tied for the place they were in. A lot of that was copied word for word with some things changed to make it funnier.

I beleive it was his article to begin with.

Except he left out some cursing in the EGM edition, for obvious reasons. (Parents who overprotect their kids and think that a curse word is gonna make their kids blow up their school)

Mak-X
06-18-2002, 11:40 PM
heh your right, makes sense

Raichu86
06-18-2002, 11:52 PM
Hahaha... I've never seen a good review for that game. This happens to be the worst review of it I've ever seen. :lol:

Rafnul
06-19-2002, 12:30 AM
It is pretty funny though how after reading that article I seem to know less about wand of gamelon than I did before... hmmm

Selah
06-19-2002, 01:03 AM
total recall was a cool movie but not a good game huh? never knew there was a game.

Rafnul
06-19-2002, 01:05 AM
It is probably for the best that you did not know about the game. It would have severly degraded your opinion of the movie.