LOL @ Tabloids

[zfreak2004]

Do you ever wonder how some people can buy those things? I mean I saw one the other day. It said something like this: Robotic Priests: The Pope's Secret Solution to the sex abuse scandle. I mean come on.

[King Link]

Robotic Priests?

Well, sometimes some people will say the craziest, strangest and weirdest things, which more often than not make absolutely no sense whatsoever. For example, how about those small magazines, such as the Inquirer.

I once saw an article that stated that archeologists had found the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve lived. Well, that would have been great, I'm a Christian, but that is just too far out, the Garden does not exist anymore and i don't see how it possibly could.

See, sometimes people just make things up for publicity. Robotic Priests is really far out. If they mean robots, well, robots haven't even been perfected to the state that they could act and look exactly like humans without any glitches or trouble, have they?

[Selah]

there is some funny shit in there like: aliens have kid napped people and wheat signs, somebody had been floating around the pacific ocean for 88 years at one point. i think they found noah's ark at one point.

[Dirk the Daring]

Are you saying that my subscription to The Enquirer is a waste of money?

[Selah]

uh inquirer isnt a tabloid is it?

[King Link]

Hmm, maybe I am thinking of another magazine. Sorry.

[Fiyerstorm]

Weekly World News...everytime I goto the supermarkey I read it. It is halirious....the Bat Boy saga...lmao. Here's the website with more funny topics: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com

[Ich]

Also, Satan escapes from hell; Chandra Levy killed by aliens; Osama Bin Laden killed princess Di; Clinton hires triple breasted intern; and I'll check some more next time I go to Giant.

[SSJ3500]

I heard of an adoption agency selling shaved monkeys that were dipped in cemicals to prevent hair growth for a while to couples who thought they were getting an ugly child. Weather thats true or not im not sure.

[Fiyerstorm]

LMAO...I wanna see pictures of that!

[Tygore]

Originally posted by SSJ3500
I heard of an adoption agency selling shaved monkeys that were dipped in cemicals to prevent hair growth for a while to couples who thought they were getting an ugly child. Weather thats true or not im not sure.

How do they explain the tail?

[SSJ3500]

I dont know.....They might have cut it off. They had a picture too, aside from the extremely messed up face, the monkey did look like a baby human. But the face, its compleatly not human.

[Brasel]

Tabloids are supposed to be for laughs...thats why my mom and her boyfriend buy it...but some dumb asses take it seriously.

[Cyclone]

"World to end before Christmas!"

Yeah, they're friggin' idiots.

Cyclone

[Dechipher]

I buy them for comedic releif. You don't know how satisfying it is to come home from a bad day, to see tha your subscription has come in, and your mom is on the cover...

[Cyclone]

Happens to glance to the top of the topic.

Ah, I love that Paint Roller animations...

All right, I'll stop bragging now. :D

Cyclone

[Fatty Lumpkin]

You don't even need to read the articles, just look at the headlines!