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Dracula
05-30-2002, 08:28 PM
*NOTE* If you are a fan of XBox, don't be offended. Heck, I'll let you insult the GCN in this thread, and we will NOT say anything back, OK? Alright...

#10- The Japanese are still insulted because George Bush (Sr.) barfed all over.

#9- Where are the roommate games?

#8- The Japanese are not big FPS buffs... Bye-Bye Halo...

#7- Despite the allure of downloading music to the hard-drive, J-pop doesn't mix well in games...

#6- In Japan, the symbol "X" is offensive... so who would want a "No-Box"?

#5- Even the Japanese controller is too damn big!

#4- The press must have gotten hold of those experimental XBox ads with Bill Gates in full geisha getup.

#3- They thought the XBox was a new VCR machine.

#2- Being large with a green hue, residents of Tokyo though Godzilla was back.

#1- There wasn't enough room for it because of the population.
Seigeless
05-30-2002, 08:31 PM
Nice, and very convincing reasons. But I think the main reason is that its way too slow, and way too expensive. Plus you have to pay even more if you wanna play online. Stick with Nintendo and Sony. :)
Hermit
05-30-2002, 08:48 PM
The Japanese, using their mystical powers of Chi, discovered just how much homosexuality an Xbox emits. Therefore, no one wants them ;)

I'm sure the same will be seen from the new Zelda for the GC. That one is more noticable though. That game just screams "GAY!!" :thumbsup:
Master Ghaleon
05-30-2002, 09:03 PM
hehe I agree with hermit bout the Xbox :) hehe
Dracula
05-30-2002, 10:11 PM
I thought Chi was Chinese, not Japanese... I could be wrong... I read it somewhere about different types of vampires, and the Chinese one drained Chi (life) from people and could sense people from their breath...
obi
05-30-2002, 10:18 PM
Give Cel-da a chance Hermit, you havent evenplayed it!:)
Dracula
05-30-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by obi
Give Cel-da a chance Hermit, you havent evenplayed it!:)

LOL... irony...

Graphics don't make a game, so just keep that in mind. Just as long as it plays like OoT, or even better, I'll love it... but my note at the top says to keep your opinions on the next-gen consoles here...:D
DarkDragoonX
05-30-2002, 10:30 PM
The Chinese have Chi, the Japanese have Ki, I think.
Axel
05-31-2002, 07:23 AM
I have SNES and that's good enough for me.

I will expose the vampires!!
obi
05-31-2002, 07:34 AM
lol

THE SNES WILL LIVE ON!!!!

nice Dib by the way. ;)
satanman
05-31-2002, 11:45 AM
so... the Japanese have gaydar?

'I've got a lock on him...
*Beep!*
Yup, he's gay!'
'I think he comes from a dimention big on musical theater'
-bender, futurama

I'll probably get Celda: links [homosexual] awakening :)
(not if that's REALLY the title, though)