Dracula
05-30-2002, 08:28 PM
*NOTE* If you are a fan of XBox, don't be offended. Heck, I'll let you insult the GCN in this thread, and we will NOT say anything back, OK? Alright...
#10- The Japanese are still insulted because George Bush (Sr.) barfed all over.
#9- Where are the roommate games?
#8- The Japanese are not big FPS buffs... Bye-Bye Halo...
#7- Despite the allure of downloading music to the hard-drive, J-pop doesn't mix well in games...
#6- In Japan, the symbol "X" is offensive... so who would want a "No-Box"?
#5- Even the Japanese controller is too damn big!
#4- The press must have gotten hold of those experimental XBox ads with Bill Gates in full geisha getup.
#3- They thought the XBox was a new VCR machine.
#2- Being large with a green hue, residents of Tokyo though Godzilla was back.
#1- There wasn't enough room for it because of the population.
#10- The Japanese are still insulted because George Bush (Sr.) barfed all over.
#9- Where are the roommate games?
#8- The Japanese are not big FPS buffs... Bye-Bye Halo...
#7- Despite the allure of downloading music to the hard-drive, J-pop doesn't mix well in games...
#6- In Japan, the symbol "X" is offensive... so who would want a "No-Box"?
#5- Even the Japanese controller is too damn big!
#4- The press must have gotten hold of those experimental XBox ads with Bill Gates in full geisha getup.
#3- They thought the XBox was a new VCR machine.
#2- Being large with a green hue, residents of Tokyo though Godzilla was back.
#1- There wasn't enough room for it because of the population.