The person above me.

[deathbyhokie]

^you're supposed to have lunch with the hokie, not have the hokie for lunch
<won't be eaten
<struggles too much

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? You could have fooled me :waggle:
< Knows how to subdue hokies, no biggie

[deathbyhokie]

^can't subdue <
<'s arms and legs are too long
<has 3 foot long legs

[carrot red]

^ So, what?
< Already told ^ someone taught < where to kick to hurt
< And 3 foot legs provide... way too much kicking space

[deathbyhokie]

^did tell<
<can run faster than ^
<can also use the penn and teller milkshake defense.

[carrot red]

^ Wazzat?
< Faster isn't always better
< Is smarter and a readhead, ergo a deadly combination :waggle:

[deathbyhokie]

^not smarter
<smarter than ^
<isn't revealing <'s secrets

[carrot red]

^ Suure, keep on telling yourself just that
< Doesn't need to no any: *It's a secret to everyone* stuff
< Knows things

[deathbyhokie]

^was up at 2am
<was in bed at 2am
<needs to talk to someone about intel said someone had gathered for <

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? About time too!
< Not exactly 2AM, was it?
< Think ^ should have called said person by now too
< Very patient person
< Needs Chris news for Wednesday
< Someone in <'s notes *almost* complimented ^

[deathbyhokie]

^i saw that
<didn't know what < was getting complimented for
<was working on chris news today. it's a hard page, and not much time
< thinks ^'s time expectations are unrealistic:-P

[carrot red]

^ Yeah?
< Doesn't know why ^ got a compliment either; ^ didn't do anything
< Isn't unrealistic, not in time or place

[deathbyhokie]

^WAVE O BABIES!!!!
<has intel now
<will see what < can do tomorrow or thursday

[carrot red]

^ Better tomorrow
< Doesn't like people who wait too long before acting
< Move it, hokie!

[deathbyhokie]

^hush you
<always takes his time
<has had it work before too

[carrot red]

^ Oh, yeah?
^ When was that? In 1900? :waggle:

[deathbyhokie]

^nope, much more recent
<worked for <'s b-day date 3 years ago

[carrot red]

^ Right, that's what < meant. In 1900
^ Ok, have it ^ way

[deathbyhokie]

^good then
<'s way also includes < remaining uneaten

[carrot red]

^ That's what you think
< Hates ^'s new name
< Is not really back
< Is going to watch a couple of movies with a Martian

[deathbyhokie]

^good
<wasn't around 2 hours ago
<was out having fun
<smells like smoke now

[carrot red]

^ Always smells like something
< Is glad ^ was having fun
< Had fun too

[hellebeest]

^ Has a cute avatar
< Has a nice avatar also EDIT: Had a nice avatar
V Also has a avatar but < wouldn't know which avatar it is

[deathbyhokie]

^you should. there's only two of the last 30 pages of thread(more or less)
<in an odd mood

[hellebeest]

^ Has a vaguely familair avatar
< Now knows what avatar the person V upthere has for an avatar
< Is gonna get his avatar back btw
V is in a odd mood < is a gamble

[deathbyhokie]

^good guess
<doesn't know where <'s posting buddy is
<misses her:(

[carrot red]

^ :waggle:
< Had a difference of opinion with <'s comp
< Zapped it :sb:

[deathbyhokie]

^good idea
<uploading part 5 now, incase ^ didn't get it in ^'s g-mail.

[carrot red]

^ Nope
< Didn't think to check
< Already apologized for it
< Will use it on Friday, most probably

[deathbyhokie]

^good
<:( to VDOT's internet time accounting methods

[carrot red]

^ Yeah
^ More writing
< More running

[deathbyhokie]

^writing was not easy today
<wrote three sentances
<did make some cool PS stuff

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? Like what?
< Did enough writing for a day

[deathbyhokie]

^something kinda like this (http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/recogn-bmp/LW401.jpg) , only alot crappier
<might write tomorrow
<depends on how creative < feels

[carrot red]

^ Might find the inspiration
^ Won't be as angry as today
< Gotta go catch that space ship
< Lights out, hokie!

[deathbyhokie]

^i may
^have fun
<may also be inspired to do nothing tomorrow

[carrot red]

^ Not true
< Thinks it might be really, really boring spendin a day doing nothing
< Has to do several things at the same time to feel good and alive
< Always finds a source of inspiration somewhere

[deathbyhokie]

^also isn't stuck in an office all day
<didn't get struck by inspiration
<did teach HBG how to properly shoot a rubber band

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? Great
< Nope, can't say that < is
< Rubber band shooting is an art < masters

[deathbyhokie]

^is but a student compared to <
<is "Office Lord Of Rubber Band Projectiling"

[carrot red]

^ Sure, whatever ^ says
< Is a master in numerous fields ^ doesn't know the first thing about :waggle:

[deathbyhokie]

^oh yeah
< challanges ^ to a rubber band duel tomorrow at dawn
<will win by default becasue ^ won't be awake at dawn:-P

[carrot red]

^ Riiight, and that's called cheating
< Is a night owl, definitely not a morning person

[deathbyhokie]

^not cheating. it's not my fault if you don't make it to the duel
<should be packing
<playing in the arcade

[carrot red]

^ Good for you
< Will set the duel time at 4AM, take it or leave it
< Will win by default

[deathbyhokie]

^no you won't
<will stay up all night, and call in sick
<I WIN!!!!!

[carrot red]

^ Yeah, right
^ Where was ^ at 2 AM? Snoring, < is sure
< Always wins and ^ will never learn

[deathbyhokie]

^the duel was never called
<arg to certain parties
<was frustrated last night

[carrot red]

*Sigh*
^ Try to follow <'s advice for once
< People pay < for advice: 2 cents

[deathbyhokie]

^if you say so
<doesn't pay for advice
<advice < gets is worth what < pays for it

[carrot red]

^ Right and what does it tell you by now?
^ Pay up and it'll work

[deathbyhokie]

^pfft
<will take his chances
<leaves on a jet plane tomorrow

[carrot red]

^ Great
< Will take over ^'s site
< Will go on a pink binge too
< Sweet.

[deathbyhokie]

^eh, have fun
<'s options abound
<had a good night

[carrot red]

^ Sure did
< Is teaching a Martian to play ZC
< Had plenty of fun

[deathbyhokie]

^should stop that and talk to <
<leaving in hour and a half
<had $100 bucks in change

[carrot red]

^ Woo hoo
< Just did
< Is staying... for now

[deathbyhokie]

^hasn't asked again about stephaie's friend
^may miss the boat
<not missing the boat

[carrot red]

^ Sure won't
< Forgot to ask, is doing now
< Will not miss the space shuttle though

[deathbyhokie]

^you better not
<wants to ride in space shuttle
<will settle for crruise ship

[carrot red]

^ Good idea for now
< Will come back to take ^ upon ^'s return

[deathbyhokie]

^sweet!
^see you a week plus from now posting buddy
<gone

[carrot red]

^ Sure is
< Made sure of it too

[fatcatfan]

< has ^ all to himself now
^ needs to shave those hairy legs

[carrot red]

:rofl:
^ Is Breakout Champion
< Is daughter of ^ and champion of lost causes

[fatcatfan]

^ lost causes? as in trying to get ^'s work finished? or trying to spend ^'s time with Martians against <'s wishes?

[carrot red]

^ Err... Is this a trick question?
< Always manages to spend time with said soooo cute martian :waggle:
< Procrastinator Superior

[Starkist]

^ Is not a true pirate
< http://www.ywave.com/~starkist/piratex.gif

[carrot red]

^ :waggle:
*Gasp* a pirate in TPAM
< Is a carrot pirate too
< Wishes ^ good luck today

[fatcatfan]

^ Professional Pirate
< Professional slacker

[carrot red]

^ Is it hereditary? :waggle:
< Underwent another attack of the connection kind *shrug*

[fatcatfan]

< insomniac. or maybe DSPS.
^ insomniac?

[carrot red]

^ You got that right
^ Is it hereditary too?
< Is doing a triple update today :waggle:

[deathbyhokie]

^^good job. you can leave now :waggle:
^dethroned
^'s policies and agreements were repealed too
<back
<it's hot around here
<missing alaska and people on the boat

[carrot red]

^ Suure
< Knows why too
^ Imposter
< Wants ^'s blog back, because it's <'s now

[deathbyhokie]

^pfft
<has always owned <'s blog
<let ^ borrow it
<will never let ^ borrow anything of <'s again

[carrot red]

^ Will regret it
< Is boycotting ^ for... a couple of seconds
< So, ha! < wins!

[deathbyhokie]

^sure you do
^chose unwisely earlier today
<hasn't made <'s choice yet:-P

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? So, what else is new?
< How so?
<'s choices are always the best

[deathbyhokie]

^nope, not the best
< knows above statement to be true
<not fooled by ^'s statements

[carrot red]

^ Pfft
^ Knows nothing
< Knows it all

[deathbyhokie]

^miss perfect :waggle:
<has been traveling alot the past couple days
<hates time zone changes

[carrot red]

^ You call *that* time zone change?
< Sure is Miss Perfect, just ask <'s friends

[deathbyhokie]

^ has freinds?
<suprised
<:waggle:

[carrot red]

^ Back at you
< At least, <'s are hand picked and no psycho thingies among them :saint:

[deathbyhokie]

^point taken
<has tried to get ride of <'s psycho thingy
<'s psycho thingy is clingy
< is also too nice

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? No big surprise
< Already told ^ how to get rid of psycho thigy. Easy
< Doesn't like psycho or complicated/complexed anythings

[deathbyhokie]

^simple
<simple
Vsimple?

[carrot red]

^ Is this a trick question?
^ Already knows <'s answer
< Believes in *what you see is what you get* thingy

[deathbyhokie]

^yeah, yeah yeah
<is gonna have a hard time sleeping tonight
<may call in sick tomorrow

[carrot red]

^ Might not be a good idea
^ Will have ^'s mom on ^'s back
< Needs sleep badly

[deathbyhokie]

^always needs sleep
<'s mom isn't going to work tomorrow either

[carrot red]

^ Ok, good to know
^ Then ^ won't get in trouble
< Needs a couple to 4 more hours a day

[deathbyhokie]

^pfft
^should stop complaining
<never gets enough sleep either

[carrot red]

^ So what?
< Is < supposed to feel sorry for ^ :waggle:
< It's a choice to live fully

[deathbyhokie]

^excatly
<is glad < didn't sleep much this week
< had fun instead

[carrot red]

^ Good for you
< Is uber busy today, so what else is new?

[deathbyhokie]

^pretty much
<tried to go to work
<'s body didn't agree with <'s mind
< is home now

[carrot red]

^ Lazy :waggle:
^ Has a conflict between body and mind
< Is home too now, but working
< Is going to have a looong day

[deathbyhokie]

^too bad for you
<was playing gauntlet
<yay midway arcade classics!

[the_Real_hydra]

^has more posts then me
< has nothing to do

[deathbyhokie]

^someone other than carrot red. GASP!
^^^should have gotten online right now
<has interesting story to tell ^^^
<also has plans for thursday now, related to said story

[carrot red]

^ Good for you
< Hopes ^ won the blog back for <
< Yay for long nights

[death2004]

^ likes llllloooooooooonnnnnggggggggg nights..........oooooookkkkkkkkkkkk.........:shrug :
< finally remembered to reply ;)
< ON SUMMER HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
V Redhead, Hokie or other member

[carrot red]

^ Right on again
^ Long time no see
< Woke up at 7 just to talk to annoying ^^^
< Is still uber busy

[the_Real_hydra]

^Like to post in this forum.
<wants to hear deathbyhokie interesting story.

[carrot red]

^ Has nice pictures
< Doesn't think ^ will hear the story

[deathbyhokie]

^would be right
<doesn't tell stories to many
<IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE!!!

[the_Real_hydra]

^ Play the fiirst Zelda way to many time!

[carrot red]

^ Wrong
^^ Isn't even a ZC player, bad hokie :waggle:
< Took a 5 minutes break
< Is still way too busy and behind and Martians are *not* the cause

[deathbyhokie]

^sure they aren't
<knows thaey are the cause by taking up time ^ should be using for working
<going to pick up roommate soon

[carrot red]

^ Gone and back
< Is innocent of all charges!
< Will be gone again soon

[deathbyhokie]

^no you won't
^will sit online for ~30 minutes
^will then rush off to do work, taking ~5 more minutes to finally finish telling < goodbye
<smart

[carrot red]

^ Oh, yeah?
< Is on a hokie strike

[deathbyhokie]

^has been on a hokie strike for 2 days now
<on a clare strike now

[carrot red]

< *rolleyes*
^ Copycat
^ Can't be on such strike
< Is the queen of strikes, so ha!

[deathbyhokie]

^is the self-appointed queen of lots of things
<king of making fun of ^

[carrot red]

^ Is the king of copycats
^ No one makes fun of < and lives :sb:
< Is now on a double hokie strike

[deathbyhokie]

^hollow threat
<still alive

[carrot red]

^ Thinks so
< 's threats have retroactive effect

[deathbyhokie]

^sure they do
<'s threats have current effect

[carrot red]

^ Riight
< Never saw ^ threaten anyone
< Wishes ^ would put some of ^'s threats into effect
< Won't start naming any psycho or non psycho ones, the list is long
< Lights out, hokie!!!

[deathbyhokie]

^not out yet
<is working on psycho ones. no psycho ones have proven worth as of late though

[carrot red]

^ Worth? They don't know the meaning of the word
< Is not here anymore, it's <'s shadow

[deathbyhokie]

^proved me correct in my time guesses
<knows ^ all too well

[death2004]

^ HOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
< got Chaos Legion Yesterday...............(SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!! !!!!!!!!!!)
< is over the moon,
< has been off agn because school, Stuntman(ps2) Total Annihilation and Frontier: Elite 2 has taken up soooooooooooooooooooooo much time...........
V redhead or Hokie....or i get eaten by VV

[hellebeest]

^ is getting eaten by VV
<has only 2 more days of vacation
V is online when typing something about me

[carrot red]

^ Nope, wrong
< Is on hokie strike, day 3
< Is getting a *detailed* report later this evening

[death2004]

^ forgot to add "^^: you've been eaten"
< PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
V Hokie, Redhead or other member or i get eaten by ^^^ ;);)

[the_Real_hydra]

^ like to eat thing?
< wants his girl ;)

[deathbyhokie]

^^^might get her detailed report.
^go find her then
<not having a good afternoon
<in the mood to go pirating

[the_Real_hydra]

^ it funny...
< can't get this girl, because she is out of town.

[carrot red]

^ Poor you
^^ What happened?
< Can't leave ^^ for a day
< Pirating didn't < the blog back. Arg!

[deathbyhokie]

^has a fairly incomprehensible last sentance
< will tell ^ about yesterday when ^ gets back and sees the messages < left ^
< refuses to give ^ wanted report till ^ agrees to terms stated in said messages
<hostage taking pirate

[carrot red]

^ Pfft
< Doesn't agree to any terms
< Utterly dislikes blackmail and hostage taking situation

[deathbyhokie]

^well then, no report for ^ ever.
<is going repeat that, EVER!!!!!
<:waggle:

[carrot red]

^ Will regret it
< Is on a hokie strike, day 4

[deathbyhokie]

^can keep on her hokie strike
^forgot her strike smoochie this morning
<forgot to get up for work this morning

[carrot red]

^ Yeah?
< At what time did ^ get to work?
< Forgot how to sleep

[deathbyhokie]

^re-learned how this afternoon
<round about 9:30
<enjoyed sleeping

[carrot red]

^ Sure did
< A short nap doesn't count for much
< Will need more practice to master it

[deathbyhokie]

^will get no partice while < is around
<needs to call and see what friends are up to tonight
<has transportation again

[carrot red]

^ Yay, with all part in place?
^ Should do that
< Needs to call someone too

[deathbyhokie]

^yep all parts in place, finally
^no calling mars
<cut off ^'s long distance to mars
<evil

[hellebeest]

^ posted 23 minutes ago
< has 2 more free days and actually needs another week
V same as ^

[carrot red]

^^ uber evil
^ Posted 19 hours ago
< Eats evil hokies for breakfast and snacks on plain hokies

[deathbyhokie]

^well then
<will remain evil hokie, as ^ is never up at an hour when ^ can eat breakfast
< just saw I, Robot

[carrot red]

^ Yeah?
< Sometimes < is up before ^
< Will eat ^, always does

[deathbyhokie]

^no you won't
<evil hokie
<must be eaten for breakfast
<it's not breakfast time now, now is it?

[carrot red]

^ Nope
< Since < makes the rules, < can easily change them for a good reason and starvation is a good one

[deathbyhokie]

^pft to you
<endangered
<protected from being eaten

[carrot red]

^ Keep on telling yourself that. Since when is chicken endangered?
< Is protected by a cat

[deathbyhokie]

^a cat? you mean the psycho english one?
^is also protected by a fatcat dad, dragon brother, and knightly hokie
<has mroe money than < thought < did

[carrot red]

^ Yeah?
< Is rich!!!
< Nah, a fatcatdad, < doesn't like Brits

[deathbyhokie]

^i didn't think so
^isn't rich
<isn't rich either
<wishes < was rich

[carrot red]

^ Sure you do
^'s money is <'s money
<'s dad is back and he will hurt evil ^

[deathbyhokie]

^no he won't
<'s money is <'s money
<not a giver

[carrot red]

^ No problem
^ Yes, he will, he's <'s dad
< Is a taker, so HA!

[deathbyhokie]

^can take from someone else
^owes < a lunch

[carrot red]

^ Fantasizing again
< Takes from all, ^ included
< Got to go wash that red hair
< Lights off, hokie!

[deathbyhokie]

^was only supposed to be gone half an hour
<impatient
<gone

[carrot red]

^ *Gasp* A hokie is impatient?
< carroty half hours stetch, ^ should ask <'s dad

[deathbyhokie]

for ^ 30 min=about 67000 hours
<will grow gray waiting for 6
<knows now why ^ dates martians...long life spans

[fatcatfan]

^^ should ask < before going on camping trips.
^ should learn quickly a woman's half-hour equals 45-180 minutes.
< is going to sleep soon if someone doesn't show up.

[deathbyhokie]

^i've learned this already. just never seen it actually happen
<is going to sleep too is someone doesn't show up

[carrot red]

^ Right
^^ Wasn't around to ask :saint:
< Is going to sleep soon too if that someone doesn't show up

[deathbyhokie]

^16 hours ago < was in bed
<actually has a job
<more responsible than ^

[carrot red]

^ Oh, yeah? So why isn't < rich?
^ Isn't the only one who has a job
< Works more than ^ and ^ knows it

[deathbyhokie]

^so?
^should play game < linked ^ to
<has regular hours

[carrot red]

^ Right, it has its advantages and its disadvantages
< Told ^ not now, < is busy rught now

[deathbyhokie]

^is too busy to spell right
<is one to talk

[carrot red]

^ Riiight
< Was just testing a new spelling
< So sue <!

[deathbyhokie]

^i will. maybe i'll get my money back
<is rich!!!!

[carrot red]

^ Great
< So, < is rich
^'s money is <'s money (doesn't work in reverse, though.)

[deathbyhokie]

^doesn't work in forward either
<'s money is <'s money
<need's <'s money in case < doesn't find a roommate

[carrot red]

^ Right
< Will find ^ a female non psycho female roommate
< Still wants ^'s money
< Is rich!!!

[deathbyhokie]

^is un-rich
^wants to go shopping
<fears for <'s and FCF's money

[carrot red]

^ So what?
< Needs ^'s and dad's money, it's <'s money; so deal with it

[deathbyhokie]

^i will
<changes name and bank account #'s
<SO HA!
<favored child

[fatcatfan]

^ broke
< broke
^^ thief
^^ didn't mow yard, no allowance

[deathbyhokie]

^you need to tell clare ot stop dissapearing. she always misses good news when she does
<happy
<good day:)

[carrot red]

^ So, start talking, food!
^ Imposter
< Is the *only* child

[deathbyhokie]

^needs to get online
<not the imposter, ^ is just jealous becasue < is loved more

[carrot red]

^ Nope
^ Should check <'s dad's new av
^ Isn't part of the Space Robinson Family, ^ just food there
^ So, HA!

[deathbyhokie]

^is incorrect
<was busy providing for said family while ^ sat around spending <'s money

[carrot red]

^ So, what? Girls do that
< Was busy talking with Martian part of the Space Family, so ha!
< fatcat is <'s exclusive dad and ^ should deal with it

[deathbyhokie]

^is just jealous
<is waiting for said dad to post and tell us to stop picking on each other
<'s other dad would've ended this long ago

[fatcatfan]

< thinks a bit of sibling rivalry is healthy
^ hasn't helped < mow the lawn.
^ has never sent < a Father's day card.
^^ always Daddy's girl

[carrot red]

^^ Pfft
< 's dad is special, just like <
^^ Is mere food for <, ergo = ^ is not special
^ True, < is dad's special girl

[deathbyhokie]

^Always a wuss too:waggle:
<wasn't ^^'s son around father's day
<newly sonned

[carrot red]

^ Pfft
^ Lame excuse and is wrong
^ Will never be <'s dad son

[deathbyhokie]

^then why did he say sibling rivalry?
<is related to ^. Blech

[carrot red]

^ Yucky!
< Can't be related to <'s food
< Will un-eat ^ in the morning
< Lights off, hokie!!!

[deathbyhokie]

^better uneat <
<has calls to make
<isn't really eaten, but is pretending so ^ will go to bed and < can have peace and quiet

[carrot red]

:waggle:
< Not un-eating ^ before tomorrow evening
^ Has to deal with it

[deathbyhokie]

^suuure clare. believe what you want, as long as you get your red-headed self in bed
<wanting peace and quiet to think about today

[carrot red]

^ Yeah, right
^ So, stop nagging and let < get <'s redheaded self to bed
< Has to work tomorrow

[deathbyhokie]

^you're not the only one
<has to work tomorrow
<also has to call someone:-D

[carrot red]

^ Got < late
< Had no time to do a morning update
< Isn't sure to un-eat ^ before the evening.
^ Will have to plead ^'s cause

[deathbyhokie]

^got < late
^ told < to wake up, so it's all ^'s fault
<is always blamed by ^ for ^'s mistakes

[carrot red]

^ Oh, yeah? How do you figure?
^ Did ^ count the PMs ^ sent?
^ Is guilty! Eaten still, doubly

[deathbyhokie]

^is guilty. ^ started it, < just went along with it
<would've let ^ go anytime ^ had wanted to.
<is nice like that

[carrot red]

Exqueeze me?
^ Stole <'s dad and stole <'s sleep
< Also stole some of Martian's time
^ Patented thief!

[deathbyhokie]

^was the orginial theif
<learned from ^
<is nice, unlike ^

[carrot red]

^ Good for you
< Never pretended to be nice
< Has a temper, in case ^ forgot

[deathbyhokie]

^oh i remember
<never forgets that
<does exploit it though

[carrot red]

^ Yeah? How?
< Has to go

[deathbyhokie]

^good
<has needed to go for 5-10 minutes now
<hasn't left becasue ^ keeps pestering <
<has places to go, things to do, people to call

[carrot red]

Exqueeze me again?
^ Lies again
< Is gone

[deathbyhokie]

^lies about ^^'s lies
< knows ^^
^^ is a good hokie

[carrot red]

^ Is mistaken
< Knows ^^^ and ^ too well, he's a cheat and a copycat
^ Tries to cover it by accusing others
^ Made the mistake of accusing a sweet non temperamental redhead too

[sivart0]

^ and ^^ talk too much
< is a pyro
v is a freak

[deathbyhokie]

^^sweet non-tempermental redheads? let me guess, they live on the north pole too, right?
^is wrong
<rarely talks

[carrot red]

^^ Pfft, who rang ^^?
^ North Pole is where Santa is. Cool but too cold for redheads
< Rarely talks too
< Needs a report on <'s desk

[fatcatfan]

< needs a neck rub and a pillow
^ took a rather long nap

[deathbyhokie]

^should get ^'s wife to take care of it
<gave a shoulder massage this afternoon

[fatcatfan]

^ should put shoulder massage in ^'s overdue report
^^^ has to give neck rubs to earn ^^^'s allowance since ^^^ doesn't help out around here any other way :p

[deathbyhokie]

^she most certainy doesn't
<owes ^^^^ several reports now that <'s strike is over

[carrot red]

^ The strike is over? Says who? That's news for <
< Is on double strike now!
< Will give ^^ the owed neck rubs. How many are they by now? :waggle:
< Does a lot to help AND ^ and ^^ know it
< So HA, < wins... again and again

[fatcatfan]

^ three strikes and ^'s out :p
< gotta get ready for lunch out with mom

[deathbyhokie]

^have fun
<takes <'s mom out for lunch when < has money
<hasn't had money for a month or so

[carrot red]

^ So get some work done
< Needs ^'s money to he rich again and the allowance <'s *cough*dad*cough* is still forgetting to give <

[fatcatfan]

^ needs to mow the lawn ^ keeps forgetting to mow to get allowance from <

[carrot red]

^ Is trying to hook < up with MacK, whatever his name is
^ So, when ^ stops, < will mow the lawn with <'s own helper of the Martian kind :saint:

[fatcatfan]

^ is also forgetting <'s neck rubs. To get allowance, ^ must do ^'s chores.

[carrot red]

< Oops, did < forget?
^ How much does a neck rub pay? ;)
< Prefers those to the mowing business and throws in the pillow

[deathbyhokie]

^lazy
<very, very happy
<beautiful day around here today
<getting free dinner too

[fatcatfan]

< enjoyed the beautiful day here with <'s wife. 75 degrees, clear and sunny
^^ depends on whether the rub comes with a kiss for < afterwards.
^ has problems winning tickle fights

[deathbyhokie]

^hush you
^where's that sister/daughter at today?
<wins plenty well when opposing party doesn't cheat. and has much shorter legs than <

[carrot red]

^ Got free Hawaiian dinner
^ Is always a loser against <
^^ Always gets the free kiss on the cheek from <
< Is *sweet*, angelic and generous too
< Got stuck in traffic again?

[deathbyhokie]

^likes to flatter herself
<knows ^ isn't angelic

[carrot red]

^ Oh, yeah? Prove it
< Has a halo :saint:

[deathbyhokie]

^'s halo is really a glazed doughnut on ^'s head
<put it there when ^ wasn't paying attention
<evil brother

[carrot red]

^ Is evil
< Ate evil hokie
< Rid the world of a pest. Yay <

[deathbyhokie]

^no you didn't
<un-eatable

[carrot red]

^ That's what you think
^ Will remain eaten until ^'s new person gets back from Maine
< Is sweet like that

[deathbyhokie]

^is evil like that
<needs to be uneaten

[carrot red]

^ Keep on hoping
< Is sweet too

[deathbyhokie]

^sweet tasting maybe.
^eaten by <
^HA!

[carrot red]

^ In your dreams
< carrot is always the eater of a hokie
< Owns ^
So, HA!

[deathbyhokie]

^no you don't
^is eaten too
<wins

[carrot red]

^ Should have learned by now that ^ never wins
< Is always the winner
^ So, deal with it! :sb:

[deathbyhokie]

^i do deal with it. by winning
<wins again

[carrot red]

^ Pfft
^ Sore loser

[deathbyhokie]

^pfft
^refuses to admit ^ is a sore loser so ^ pretends that < is

[carrot red]

^ Double pfft. Go away!
< Is gone
< Wants to talk to <'s dad in peace

[deathbyhokie]

^not gone yet
<gone

[carrot red]

^ Later, hokie
< Lights out!

[deathbyhokie]

^light's out
<just got back
<having another good day

[carrot red]

^ Good for you
< Got back about half ago
<'s Martian has been kidnapped