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Breaker
05-18-2002, 01:51 AM
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm



Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Drunken Tiger
05-18-2002, 02:04 AM
Im definately going to place a bid for that..:lol:

Is that YOU by any chance Breaker???:scared:

Cronic
05-18-2002, 02:42 AM
hehe that's some funny shit man.

I hope one of our own wins...

slothman
05-18-2002, 04:05 AM
The winner should use a video camera and post it to the internet. It would be really cool if it were a member of AGN. I doubt it though since the "winner" would need to pay for him to fly there.

obi
05-18-2002, 06:31 AM
this is a good way for people to claim insurance, if it weren't public!:laughing:

Link 101
05-18-2002, 10:26 AM
I believe this was posted before. I read this on AGN and it was a fake that someone made themself. Oh well, it is funny.

Seigeless
05-18-2002, 10:29 AM
Well, its sorta meaningless. But still humorous.