I Have No Future...

[J.J. Maxx]

I ordered chinese food and Foxy got a fortune cookie and when I went to get my fortune cookie the bag was in there, sealed, filled with nothing but air. No fortune, no cookie. Nothing. I don't think this is good.

[inori]

Nope, that's not good. The fortune cookie is the best part of the meal. You should go complain and get your money back. :D

[J.J. Maxx]

Originally posted by inori
Nope, that's not good. The fortune cookie is the best part of the meal. You should go complain and get your money back. :D

Yeah, thats IF I'm alive when I get there. I guess I am doomed to be unfortunate.

[Mitsukara]

Now you need to tie the cookie to a tree to undo the curse... wait, I think I got that mixed up somewhere.

[Beldaran]

Maybe it means that your future is open ended; to be determined by you, and that no one can possibly predict it, even the omnipitent little guy who puts the paper in the cookies.:)

[vegeta1215]

Who cares about the fortune? I like the cookie! Those cookies are good!

[Daarkseid]

The best fortune I've ever seen come out of one of those cookies, was after a meal at a chinese buffet(is there nothing more perfect in dining out than the Chinese Buffet? I haven't seen it...), the fortune said "You like chinese food."

[Zaphod Q. IX]

My father-in-law is friends with the proprietor of one of our local chinese places (and yes, chinese buffet is THE BEST way to eat out). One time last summer, we were eating there and the owner was talking to us. He told us about an entire shipment of fortune cookies they got that were empty.

And boy...he was pissed! I guess it happens from time to time.

[Drunken Tiger]

:lol:

They got jibbed!!

:lol:

I betcha they do that on purpose...;)

[Seigeless]

Originally posted by Zaphod Q. IX
and yes, chinese buffet is THE BEST way to eat out.

I can't agree more! :drool:

[The Savior]

The last time I got fortune it was a Winnie the Pooh quote. Friggin' lazy writers. And yes, Chinese is the best way to eat out.