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Elemental Knight
05-03-2002, 08:43 PM
God gets pissed. Film at eleven. (http://www.theonion.com/onion3816/god_re-floods_middle_east.html)
The Silent Assassin
05-03-2002, 08:45 PM
Lol! Onion rules!
mikeron
05-03-2002, 08:54 PM
Prepare now to face His wrath and be drowned beneath the cleansing waters of His righteous rage. Children of Israel and Palestine, you who would not repent your sinful ways and live together as God's children, prepare to face your doom under the unstoppable deluge of the Lord's retribution.lmao, there's a picture!
Dart Zaidyer
05-03-2002, 09:01 PM
Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.
VGWarrior
05-03-2002, 09:25 PM
If only all of the terrorists could be drowned and not just the innocent...THAT would be better.
MetaStaiford
05-03-2002, 09:25 PM
heh, this looks like somthing anubis would do to war-crazed palestineans.

either way, i want both israel and palestine to be entirely eradicated. that would solve the problems for both sides
mikeron
05-03-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by VGWarrior
If only all of the terrorists could be drowned and not just the innocent...THAT would be better. Problem is, I doubt you could draw a good line between "terrorist" and "innocent". Most of those people are acting based on misinformation, as opposed to truly being evil.
Beldaran
05-03-2002, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Dart_Zader
God promised he'd never flood like that again.

20 bucks says he totally regrets saying that.:laughing:
mikeron
05-03-2002, 11:42 PM
lol.


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did you finish your Xanadu yet?

EDIT:nm, saw the other thread.
Tygore
05-03-2002, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Dart_Zader
Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.

No, he said he'd never flood the ENTIRE EARTH again! NO, I haven't experienced any flooding here, so it's safe to say no promises were broken.
AlexMax
05-03-2002, 11:52 PM
LMFAO!

That was awesome...
Rainman
05-04-2002, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Dart_Zader
Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.

Geez, would you lighten up and just laugh. The article is genius and should be laughed at.
Drunken Tiger
05-04-2002, 08:49 AM
lol...

Thats pretty funny..:laughing:

I love onion articles..:D
ctrl-alt-delete
05-04-2002, 09:36 AM
That is so frickin' funny! I wish that would really happen...

Osama! Osama! We must leave the cave and go for higher ground. No, I'm not crazy! There is great flood. We go up, may get shot. We stay down, may drown.

LMAO
Captain Awesome
05-04-2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Tygore


No, he said he'd never flood the ENTIRE EARTH again! NO, I haven't experienced any flooding here, so it's safe to say no promises were broken.

Hooray for technicalities! I wonder if God'll take flood/hit contracts?