Chris Rock’s tips to not getting you ass kicked by the police.

[obi]

"obey the law,
use common sense,
stop immediately,
turn that shit off,
be polite,
shut the fuck up,
get a white friend,
and last but not least,
don't ride with a mad woman.

If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won’t get your ass kicked, by the police."

There is a video which goes with this, when I get it up loaded, i'll post the link, if someone don't beat me to it...

[MottZilla]

I like my idea, kick the cops ass first, then leave. :p

[Drunken Tiger]

Lol... Chris Rock is a funny guy....

:laughing: Get a white friend...:laughing:

[The Savior]

Is that the champagne room song? Heheheehe I remember when the video for that came out. :laughing:

[SiliconHero]

:laughing: Funny.

Savior: That's not in the song, though. The lyrics in the "Champagne Room" song are sort of like this:

"Don't walk into clubs with metal detectors. Oh, sure...you know it's safe inside, but what about all those n****s (can I say that word? No? Oh, well...) waitin' outside with guns? They know you ain't got one." :laughing:

EDIT: Huh? "Sone" isn't a word? pfft...

[obi]

The link for the film should be here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx?bc.JA08ARxulrBUo)


if that don't work, then browse my briefcase here (http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/agnboy2000/lst?&.dir=/Work&.src=bc&.view=l)

Love it!


EDIT!!! - Hmmm, none of those work... try this link here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx)

If that don't work, try here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx?)