View Full Version : Chris Rock’s tips to not getting you ass kicked by the police.
"obey the law,
use common sense,
stop immediately,
turn that shit off,
be polite,
shut the fuck up,
get a white friend,
and last but not least,
don't ride with a mad woman.
If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won’t get your ass kicked, by the police."
There is a video which goes with this, when I get it up loaded, i'll post the link, if someone don't beat me to it...
MottZilla
05-01-2002, 03:17 AM
I like my idea, kick the cops ass first, then leave. :p
Drunken Tiger
05-01-2002, 04:30 AM
Lol... Chris Rock is a funny guy....
:laughing: Get a white friend...:laughing:
The Savior
05-01-2002, 08:01 AM
Is that the champagne room song? Heheheehe I remember when the video for that came out. :laughing:
SiliconHero
05-01-2002, 09:26 AM
:laughing: Funny.
Savior: That's not in the song, though. The lyrics in the "Champagne Room" song are sort of like this:
"Don't walk into clubs with metal detectors. Oh, sure...you know it's safe inside, but what about all those n****s (can I say that word? No? Oh, well...) waitin' outside with guns? They know you ain't got one." :laughing:
EDIT: Huh? "Sone" isn't a word? pfft...
The link for the film should be here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx?bc.JA08ARxulrBUo)
if that don't work, then browse my briefcase here (http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/agnboy2000/lst?&.dir=/Work&.src=bc&.view=l)
Love it!
EDIT!!! - Hmmm, none of those work... try this link here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx)
If that don't work, try here (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d4ad59db/bc/Work/Funny+-+Chris+Rock+-+Cops+ass+kick.asx?)
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