TSA's "Dumbass eBay Auctions" part III

[The Silent Assassin]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1095660114

OK!

WHAT THE FUCK! DID WE NOT LEARN THE LAST TIME! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MATERIA! IT'S NOT REAL! I CAN TAKE A FUCKING MARBLE AND PAINT IT BLACK AND SAY I HAVE THE "BLACK" MATERIA AND SELL IT!

GEEZ!!!!!!

[ctrl-alt-delete]

See what I mean??? Gosh you are fast!

[DarkDragon]

What's funny is that for both this and the last one, the seller has a very good feedback rating, so I guess the buyer didn't think it a complete scam.
Maybe you should start making and selling materia marbles. At this going price, you'd make good cash in no time.

[The Silent Assassin]

I'm making money a legitimate way.

I am buying A Link to the Past comics factory direct in bulk, and selling them on ebay. I make 20 bucks profit on average from each, and will make 1500 bucks this week if all sell.

That is how I fund my Zelda collection for right now...before it was selling off my old SEGA and NES games I hated.

[Hermit]

I was wrong all along... it apparently IS possible to polish a terd...

$10 says I can sell a fresh brown bag of dogshit on eBay. If they can sell that, they can sell anything ;)

[Menokh]

I could be wrong but I think the auction is real.
If I recall correctly in Japan they made collectable materia statues. I'm pretty sure this person is selling one of those.

I admit it is a stupid idea.

[Elemental Knight]

And yet, no Magicite... That's where the money's at. *sigh*

[MrCow]

LMAO people are so gullable so very gullable

[The Silent Assassin]

I saw another one...seriously...sell Holy or Black materia...you'd make a shit load of money...

[obi]

Hmm,, most people on e-bay seem like natural born suckers...
I might start selling a few 'classics' myself one day... :laughing:

[The Silent Assassin]

Yes, which brings me to a question. The Lunar series...Eternal Blue and Silver Star...how good are they? And Why does everyone I know say Silver Star sucks on PSX?

[Rijuhn]

LOL, I love Ebay even though I haven't used it. :) I wonder who the sucker is.

[AlexMax]

Because they're final fantasy fanboys.

Seriously, the Lunar series is for hardcore RPG fanatics. I bought it becaue it was anime ^_^ but it turned out to be quite a difficult game so far.

[Beldaran]

My friend bought a paper clip from ebay for 12 cents. It was cool.

[MottZilla]

So that's why you had so many of the same comic TSA, lol.

[theplustwo]

Originally posted by The Silent Assassin
I'm making money a legitimate way.

I am buying A Link to the Past comics factory direct in bulk, and selling them on ebay. I make 20 bucks profit on average from each, and will make 1500 bucks this week if all sell.

That is how I fund my Zelda collection for right now...before it was selling off my old SEGA and NES games I hated.

lol, I have that, I got it for about 3 bucks at the local Wal-Mart a while back... got the Mario Adventures one too, which is way better, according to me =P

[The Silent Assassin]

Yeah, I have the Mario Adventures one. So is Lunar games worth a bit of money? And why does the PSX version suck supposedly???

[KingArthur]

Actually, its a large piece of colored Tiger Eye. Not just a painted marble, and colored Tiger eye is pretty expensive (and pretty lookin too)

[Dracula]

This reminds me of the time I went on eBay and someone was selling a morning star. Well, he siad it dates back to 1792 (gee, think that's weird? That's not even the punchline) and he siad it was used by a warrior named RICHTER BELMONT!!! Oh my god... retard.

[Rijuhn]

I bought a box of air from someone for 5 bucks. Inside was a piece of paper with a letter saying HI on it. It was funny.