I lol'ed in class at this...

[moocow]

"There once was old Chinese drunk,
Who set sail away on his junk,
While dreaming of Venus,
He played with his penis,
Till he floated away in the spunk."

Hehe, there's more:

Drinking Poems (http://www.jokes2go.com/poems/cat28_1.html)

[Masamune]

lol!

[Hermit]

It's too bad your teacher/professor didn't bust your balls and make you tell the class what was so funny. You could have gotten the chance to read it aloud :thumbsup:

That would have been even more funny ;)

[moocow]

Yeah... I'm looking for a poem for the project I'm doing, and I'm not having much luck. At least not finding anything appropriate... ;)