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inori
04-24-2002, 02:18 AM
http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/japadhorny.jpg

I'm not even going to comment.

mikeron
04-24-2002, 02:21 AM
asianjoke.com?

engrish is where it's at, dude.
http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.engrish.com/images/buildings/AquaBar.JPG

Some1elsE
04-24-2002, 02:21 AM
Well, elbow skin is the same texture as an 87 year old woman's nipple.

Anyway, what is this product actually for? (Other than removing a "horny"):laughing:

MetaStaiford
04-24-2002, 02:26 AM
http://www.engrish.com/images/non_stop_fright.jpg

Rijuhn
04-24-2002, 02:40 AM
LOL, horny remover, haha. I've been to Engrish.com and it keep me entertained for about an hour or so. I better bookmark it again for more laughs. You gotta love those silly Japanese. ^_^

goKi
04-24-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Some1elsE
Well, elbow skin is the same texture as an 87 year old woman's nipple.


:odd: ever need a useless fact, send a message here (http://boards.armageddongames.com/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=5185)

yeah, ive been to engrish.com... its damn funny

Darunia
04-24-2002, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by goKi


:odd: ever need a useless fact, send a message here (http://boards.armageddongames.com/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=4126)

yeah, ive been to engrish.com... its damn funny

It looks like my posts ;)?

Menokh
04-24-2002, 08:58 AM
Yep when Japanese people who can't speak english try to translate something into english look what happens.
I've seen some odd things on that site, like the "I hate my life and want to die" T-shirt that had rainbows on it.

Cyclone
04-24-2002, 10:24 AM
Oh, you silly people. What you need is a simple guide on how to use this fabulous product...

First, realize that this product is put in place in the morning, before going out for the day. The idea is for men to put this contraption on their thing, and leave it there throughout the day. Then, instead of going erect at some point during the day (let's say he sees an attractive girl), it will remain in its' standard limp form instead.

:laughing: In all reality, I have no damn idea WTF this thing is.

Cyclone

Zeo
04-24-2002, 01:00 PM
And can we say that the Occupation of Japan's legacy lives on...............

mrz84
04-24-2002, 01:43 PM
:eyebrow: well thats just a bunch of cheese . :blah:

theplustwo
04-24-2002, 03:56 PM
I want to hit whoever 'translated' that with an anime mallet

mikeron
04-24-2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by fmehmobile
I want to hit whoever 'translated' that with an anime mallet Actually, it probably wasn't translated at all. The Japanese use english as a compendium of buzz words with no real meaning. When you see a weird sentence like that, the intended audience isn't necessarily expected to read it with a comprehensive understanding.

On that note: z4k3nn4y0!

The Silent Assassin
04-24-2002, 04:35 PM
Wow. You think it works?

Beldaran
04-24-2002, 04:56 PM
Here's another horny remover I found:

http://www.funny-picture.de/funny-picture/sex/fat.jpg

Daarkseid
04-24-2002, 05:00 PM
My dad works for a company in Silicon Valley, and as such, some of the people he and his colleagues work with are Asians who don't quite have their english skills down. One of my dad's colleagues, a friend of his, forwards e-mails sent to him by some of the asians working on a project with him, that demonstrate their poor english skills, to which my dad and perhaps a few others get a laugh.

The shocking part about this is, is I mentioned how mean spirited it is, to be laughing at these people behind their backs like this, and my dad actually gave me a response to the effect of that, the asians working there deserve it, because their poor english skills contribute to miscommunication that then leads to set backs in work. He continued by saying that they should all be fired for it, but since they won't be fired(because after all, they're hired for their skills which are in short supply in America) its thus okay to laugh at their poor language use.

Personally, I didn't care that they were doing this, passing on co-worker's "engrish" and laughing at it, but I'm just somehow appalled at my dad's response to a questioning of its justification.

AtmaWeapon
04-24-2002, 07:48 PM
http://www.engrish.com/images/CDCover.jpg

My sentiments exactly....