so i was on my moms laptop

[Moblin Master]

and i was playing *yeesh* Diablo :eek: and i was in the program files folder creating a shortcut and i saw a folder called Morpheus. no big deal right? WRONG!! YOU COULDNT BE MORE WRONG!! i opened up the folder went into my shared folder and found tons and tons of porn!! its like the holy shrine of porn! :drool:

but i didnt put it on there, my sis doesnt know the password and my mom downloading porn?? thats such a sick thought. :odd:

[Hermit]

What's so sick about it ? Lot's of people download porn, you just don't hear about it. Your mom is no different from anyone else. She just doesn't care to show that she's a horndog deep down.
Sounds like me and your mom would get along real well. I'm the porn king. ;)

Why are you snooping around in her laptop anyway ?

I never knew my father was a porn freak til about a year ago when he made the comment at the dinner table that one of his "movies" was missing. My little brother had gone through his stuff and taken one of his porn movies (the very first Taboo movie made). :laughing:
I never knew he had any of those. I was kind of pissy he didn't share the wealth even. :mad:

[Moblin Master]

i wasnt snooping. i wanted to se if she had any music in morpheus. but what i found wasnt what i wanted. i do now, though.

but thats seriously twisted. my mom?!? she doestn fit the type at all. its kinda creepy. what it there is more to it? ewwwwwww!!
*shaking head* get it out of my head ew eweweweweweww!!!

isnt that funny, this porn topic and this is my 69th post. wierd :odd:

[mike5000]

What kind of porn was it:naughty:

[Leon S. Kennedy]

Dude porn is porn there is no type of porn . . . . well maybe there is like gay and lesbian porn but that is different i sure his mom doesnt download that kind of porn . . . . and only you would think that your mom wouldnt do that cuz its your mom . . . . but others would see her as a porn fanatic . . . . . :porn:

[Dirk the Daring]

Your mom is human, just be thankful you found porn on her computer instead of double-headed toys in her panty drawer. My mom used to send me to the store once every week or so for D cell batteries, and I thought she was sweatin' to the oldies on the radio, but she was vibrating to the oldies instead. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me".

On a side note, Linda Lovelace died, she is of "Deep Throat" fame for those who don't know....

[Moblin Master]

OMG!:odd: thats creepy:eek: ahving to but batteries for your mom. :lmao: thats so horrible


"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me".
that is so going in my sig

[Pryme8]

yha whn i was younger i dident know what the little red thing that vibrates was... now i figured it out... no wonder she never wanted me to touch it... (its been gone for like 8 years now... lol) but the time I found out my dad like porn is when I walked in to the famly computer room (i have one of my own) and he was beating his merry old meat...:banghead: :bomb: :computer: :shocking:

[Foxy]

Originally posted by Moblin Master
my mom?!? she doestn fit the type at all.

Dood...there isn't a "type" when it comes to things like this. You'd be surprised to find out just how many people do things in the privacy of their own home that no one would ever guess about. Heck, I dated a guy for 6 months before I even had an idea that he had been addicted to porn since he was like, 5, and couldn't go a single day w/out it and all the "actions" that go along w/it.

*shrugs* Just goes to show ya....you never really can know a person completely.

[Masamune]

if something like that happened like that in my house. well...... i vomit to death.

[Glitch]

Hey moblin how do you think she would feel if she found all of your porn? Sex is a natural thing and just because you have kids doesn't mean that porn automatically become evil. Now if she was looking at animal sex that is another story..........that's goatboy's area.

[inori]

Why do people expect their parents to be totally asexual? Having a child doesn't cause people to stop having sex (if it did, only twins would have siblings). Ask yourself: are you still going to like porn in 20 years, when you're the parent? If the answer is yes now, then it's probably also going to be yes 20 years from now...

[Rijuhn]

Dude, my mom is 50 about to turn 51, and if she had porn on her, well my dad and her's computer, I'd die. That's really really nasty. I doubt it though, because my parents aren't like that, at least not now. They've always been old fashion about things, and they're Christian (I am too, but this is besides the point.) I wouldn't doubt it if my dad has mags or if my mom had....ewwww..nevermind.

[Moblin Master]

i suppose you guys are right. but still, its kinda shocking to see after all it is your parents. dont you ever get digusted thinkin ur parents are having sex?? thats the sickest thought ever. ewww old people.

thats why so many old people need hip replacements. thats my theory on things, old people try to have sex and break their hips while doing it.

[Jemsee]

Porn and Masterbatation are addictions like any drug.
They excite and give a relife from stress.
Any human any age is susceptible to this.
As a parent I know my children look to me for guidence (poor things) and children sometimes put parents on a kind of pedistal where they do no wrong (this is not the case all the time of course, but it does happen).
So when a parent shows human weakness it can be a bit of a let down for the kids.
Also just 'cus your folks do somthing dose not mean it is the right thing to do.
;)

[Pryme8]

Jemsee beats his meat Jemsee beats his meat!!! lol just messing i do to :-)