J.J. Maxx
04-22-2002, 03:35 PM
I think they should but some sort of back door for pants pockets. God knows how difficult it is to get money out of your pockets when pulling in to a McDonalds drive-thru.
Speaking of McDonalds drive thru, when did the company decide that it's employees were too stupid to give change AND give food. No, we need two employees for that, while we're at it, make them at two seperate windows as well. Must've been an interesting board meeting.
So here's my theory on evolution. It sucks. Case in point: Spiders. Generation after generation have this one really keen idea. Lets build our webs directly in front of a 1000 watt light and we'll be in spider heaven. Now I suppose 'our' is a bad idea because I don't think spiders communicate very well. If they did, they would warn all the other spiders that making your web in front of street light is such a horrible idea. Night comes and all the bugs accumulate in the thousands and totally obliterate your web and stranding you 40 feet in the air. If the bugs don't gang-rape you first. See? Spiders all over the world are dying meaningless deaths because of miscommunication.
Oh and then there's the less ambitious stupid ones. I cleaned out my closet the other day and inside this closed box buried deep in the back of the closet I found an old spider web in there. What the hell was this guy thinking? The bugs are going to have to go really out of their way to get eaten. They might just do that because the bugs aren't all that bright either.
I once had a dog that liked to eat coasters. He liked the plastic ones best. He also liked hershey's kisses with the foil still on. The backyard still sparkles to this day..
I also have cat that is addicted to straws. He's been that way ever since we took away his crack. :shrug:
Some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's a ski mask and a crowbar.
Can you imagine if there were car clubs? Ya know, you get a catalog full of cars and you buy 12 for free and only have to pay for 3 within a year. But then you'd get a crappy car every month that you didn't want. And that would suck.
Oh and one more thing about bugs. Worms should really get out their holes when it rains, they all drown and then they slither out onto the street and die and turn all white. I think fresh rain scent is actually the smell of rotting worm corpses...
Perhaps evolution will teach flys how to open windows some day. But then maybe there wont be windows... Who knows?
Speaking of McDonalds drive thru, when did the company decide that it's employees were too stupid to give change AND give food. No, we need two employees for that, while we're at it, make them at two seperate windows as well. Must've been an interesting board meeting.
So here's my theory on evolution. It sucks. Case in point: Spiders. Generation after generation have this one really keen idea. Lets build our webs directly in front of a 1000 watt light and we'll be in spider heaven. Now I suppose 'our' is a bad idea because I don't think spiders communicate very well. If they did, they would warn all the other spiders that making your web in front of street light is such a horrible idea. Night comes and all the bugs accumulate in the thousands and totally obliterate your web and stranding you 40 feet in the air. If the bugs don't gang-rape you first. See? Spiders all over the world are dying meaningless deaths because of miscommunication.
Oh and then there's the less ambitious stupid ones. I cleaned out my closet the other day and inside this closed box buried deep in the back of the closet I found an old spider web in there. What the hell was this guy thinking? The bugs are going to have to go really out of their way to get eaten. They might just do that because the bugs aren't all that bright either.
I once had a dog that liked to eat coasters. He liked the plastic ones best. He also liked hershey's kisses with the foil still on. The backyard still sparkles to this day..
I also have cat that is addicted to straws. He's been that way ever since we took away his crack. :shrug:
Some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's a ski mask and a crowbar.
Can you imagine if there were car clubs? Ya know, you get a catalog full of cars and you buy 12 for free and only have to pay for 3 within a year. But then you'd get a crappy car every month that you didn't want. And that would suck.
Oh and one more thing about bugs. Worms should really get out their holes when it rains, they all drown and then they slither out onto the street and die and turn all white. I think fresh rain scent is actually the smell of rotting worm corpses...
Perhaps evolution will teach flys how to open windows some day. But then maybe there wont be windows... Who knows?