I've always laughed myself silly with these

[Beldaran]

May the Pants be with you! (http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jsp?forum=3&thread=1910&start=0&msRange=25)

[satanman]

:D It's even funnier in england, where 'pants' refers to underwear.

There's a similar thing on harry enfield, only with 'cock' if anyones seen it, there's one example in my sig

'I hear your cocks subsiding'

'theres a huge crack running down the side of your cock, I've seen it'