Yoda Quotes

[Starkist]

Take things that Yoda said in Star Wars and apply them to other situations.

When excusing yourself for the bathroom: In grave danger are you!

(For girls) Going on a date: Too old! He is too old!

When the last pizza is eaten: No, there is another.

When asking about the weather: The Dark Side clouds everything!

Anyway, somebody else make some up. :spin:

[AtmaWeapon]

Skydiving: There is no try, only do, or do not.

:D

[Dirk the Daring]

Guy to girlfriend - "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."

from Empire Strikes Back, when Luke is trying to lift X-wing out of the bog

[Ibis, God of Magicks]

During foreplay, talking about 'Little Yoda' : "Yoda, you seek Yoda"

[Tygore]

When someone says their looking for a date: Looking? Found someone you have!

[mrz84]

whenever somebody takes/steals something: "need that you do not."-episode 1 after obi-wan says he'll teach anakin whether or not the council approves. :kawaii:

[Rafnul]

OK, this is a *little* bit sick, but hey in jokes ANYTHING GOES.

Same thing mrz84 said, but with condoms.

[mrz84]

:odd: ew.

when someone is hurt ask them:"how feel you?"-again from ep 1 when testing anakin. :kawaii: