while reading some topics in the staff forum

[Earth To Austin]

the shear nazi like composition of some posts by AGN higher ups is just scary, i actually cringe looking at the fucking uselessly bloated posts by these guys, making fucknut excuses for banning people doesnt have to be arranged like a robert frost poem

some of you guys just scare me, the anal-retentiveness totally robs you people of your humanity

oh, and breaker is a sexy bitch who gives great head, but you have to pay :(

[Breaker]

...guess what, you're banned. (and I wouldn't trust any posts you may believe are from our private forums as they have most likely been altered)