JOTD: Have Fun in the Workplace

[Predcon1]

Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy
exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day
after you boss does. This is especially
effective if your boss is of
a different gender than you.

Send e-mail to the rest of the company
telling them exactly what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the bathroom."

While sitting at your desk,
soak your fingers in Palmolive
liquid. Call everyone Marge.

Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle.
When you emerge to get coffee or a
printout or whatever,
slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

[kariqual_insanity]

*lol* That last one tickled my fancy.

[Masamune]

hang a sign outside your cublicle that says CUBICLE SLAVE AT WORK. DO NOT DISTURB!

[plith]

Tell coworkers a week in advance that you aren't coming to their party because you're "not in the mood."

During lunch break, take a hair dryer outside to the parking lot. Either lean against your car or half-hide in some nearby bushes and point the hair dryer at the street, watching to see how many cars slow down.

[Predcon1]

If you're in Wal-Mart and you're bored, go up to the nearest security guard and say: "I think we have a Code 3 in Housewares."