Dechipher
03-30-2002, 06:53 PM
Cheerios
Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when
the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss
words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, let's use some cuss
words.
I'll say, "Hell," and you say, "Fat Ass."
They agreed and went to breakfast.
After sitting down, their mother asked the 8-year-old what he wanted for
breakfast.
He replied, "Oh Hell, I think I will have some Cheerios."
"What did you say?" his mother yelled.
She went over and slapped him so hard that he fell out of his chair. She
picked him up off the floor, dragged him to his room, and slammed the
door.
When she got back in the kitchen, the 6-year-old was sitting there
wide-eyed.
She asked sharply, "Now young man what do you want for breakfast?"
He stuttered and said, "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be cheerios!"
Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when
the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss
words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, let's use some cuss
words.
I'll say, "Hell," and you say, "Fat Ass."
They agreed and went to breakfast.
After sitting down, their mother asked the 8-year-old what he wanted for
breakfast.
He replied, "Oh Hell, I think I will have some Cheerios."
"What did you say?" his mother yelled.
She went over and slapped him so hard that he fell out of his chair. She
picked him up off the floor, dragged him to his room, and slammed the
door.
When she got back in the kitchen, the 6-year-old was sitting there
wide-eyed.
She asked sharply, "Now young man what do you want for breakfast?"
He stuttered and said, "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be cheerios!"