8-Bit Theatre Style

[MasterSwordUltima]

OK, in this one, the characters from the all too cool 8-Bit Theatre are used...this episode: Fighter vs. the Nuns

*BM, RD, Theif, and Fighter all walkin down a road, they see a large duck...*

Fighter: STAND BACK COMRADS, FOR I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THIS RETCHED BEAST!
BM: :sweat:
Duck: quack
Fighter: I shall need the shiniest of shiny swords to defeat this beast!
RM: Well, I have a +2/+2 shortsword, its kinda rusty, but it'll do....
Fighter: (swords, swords, swords, swords) I'll take it!*shing*
*Fighter charges at the duck with his sword and RM's rusty sword...*

[Chronos]

RM (to BM): He is pretty slow on the uptake, isn't he?
Fighter (to duck): Eat rusted steel!
Duck: Quack!
Theif: Should he be jamming the sword there?
Duck: QUACK!
Fighter: He has been smoten! Come, on down the path!
RM: But we aren't on a path...We've just been walking in circles...

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Theif: Squares to be more exact, seeing how our universe is made up of tiles, so they can't be cirlces, but squares.
BM: Shut the hell up.
Fighter: Well then, I support theif, because he has many shineys and he told me that if I give him all our shineys, he would give me a super shiney sword when we get to Jamica!
BM: We're going to Jamica?
Theif....sure, why not?
RM: Shouldn't we continue on our quest?
BM: What quest, we've been out here for years walkin in cirlces, and we're still level 1...
Fighter: Yo
.........so the four desided to go to Jamica.....

[mrz84]

[BM]waiaminute! how are we gonna get there?
[F]we could use my shiny sword!
[BM, T, RM].....
[BM]no.
[stranger]excuse me, but i couldnt help but here you wish to go to jamaica?
[BM]who the hell are you?
[stranger]allow me to introduce myself, my name is the infamous mrz. i can get you to jamaica fasterthan you can defeat an imp.
[F]..... sounds good to me!
[T]im in(i can steal some more stuff)
[RM]what abou our quest?
[all].....nah.
[mrz]then its settled. follow me gentleman. thisjourney will take about a day, two days at most. :kawaii:

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[RedMage]: Wait, our days here never end unless we sleep in an inn. So are you saying that our journey will require us to go to an inn to rest up twice, or merely 48 hours...cuz I don't think this rusty old nintendo can handle 48 hours straight...and we haven't got many places to save!
[Thief]Save?
[Mr.Z]Uhm....nevermind....
[FIghter]Hey, whos this lady?
[Nun]Excuse me gentlemen but...
[Fighter]!!! (She is dressed in black! She must be an evil entity from the darkest reaches of hell, sent by CHAOS to defeat us so I cannot get my supershiney sword from theif....I shall fight her!)
[BM]:Geys, get some rope, fighters planning on hurting bystanders again....
Rm n Theif[ Righto!

[mrz84]

after fighter is restrained from hurting a nun, the group heads out on their journey.
[F]are we there yet?
[BM]NO!
[F]are there now?
[BM]SHUT UP BEFORE I HURT/KILL YOU!
[RM]*taps mrz's shoulder*you didnt answer my question earlier.
[mrz]oh. well well need to rest at least once and if nothing bad happens.....*foreshadowitic pause* that will be when we get there. :kawaii:
[F]are we there yet?
[BM]:angry: why i outta.....
[mrz]allow me.*pulls out anime mallet and bonks fighter with it. they carry his unconsious body*
[BM]nice, but can you do.... THIS! *casts hadohen on an imp*
[mrz]child's play*casts adoken twice on two green ogres behind the crispy imp*
[BM]dude, that was sweet!
[mrz]:kawaii:

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[Fighter]Hey...swords...zzzZZZzzzz....mmmm, cheesecake.....swords...
[MRZ]Is that all he thinks about, swords?
[RedMage]Basically so, but if you say that theres a spider on his face, his speed soars to an unbeleivable 45/50 percent of his max speed!
[Hawkeye]I'm not supposed to be here, wrong Square game.
[BM]See, I told you our world is made up of squares!
[Theif]Hey, Hawk, look behind you!
[Hawkeye[Righto
[Theif steals Hawkeyes stuff]
...and the adventure continues...

[mrz84]

as they joruney, they encounter many very weal enemies who fall before their combined might. eventually they encounter a large mountain with a single cave entrance.
[BM]now what?
[mrz]we have to go through this cave filled with treasure and possibly monsters that could easily make you wet your pants.
[BM]......is there any way around this thing?
[mrz]nope. onward!
[BM]wait! why arent you scared of these monsteres?
[mrz]because im the guardian of time, space, and destiny. why should i be afraid of anything in there?
[T]he has a point].
[BM]well if you're so not afraid then why dont you lead the way while we follow behind your path of destruction?
[mrz]because i can only smooooosh so many things at once with my anime mallet?
[BM]you mean that biig hammer?
[mrz]ITS A ANIME MALLET! :angry:
[BM,RM,T]:odd:
[F]MONSTER! MUST KILL!*dashes at monster in cave and is almost imediately tossed aside*ouchies.
[mrz]:eyebrow: well that was sorta interesting.
[F]*gets up*IM OK!
[BM]DAMMIT!
[F]i didnt know you cared.
[mrz]*pulls out anime mallet and smoooshes monster* lets just get going ok? :kawaii:

and so they go into the mysterious treasure-ridden, monster-infested cave.....