Cyclone
03-27-2002, 05:58 PM
I saw this in the style of the kindergarden thing, hanging on the wall. Copied down each line, and came here to post.
Wake up in a happy mooo-d
Don't cry over spilled milk
When chewing your cud, remember there's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth
It's better to be seen and not herd
Honor thy fodder and thy modder and all your udder relatives
Never take any bull from anybody
Always let them know who's the bossy
Stepping on cowpies brings good luck
Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement
Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day
And remember...life is always easier when you take the bull by the horns
:D
Cyclone
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Wake up in a happy mooo-d
Don't cry over spilled milk
When chewing your cud, remember there's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth
It's better to be seen and not herd
Honor thy fodder and thy modder and all your udder relatives
Never take any bull from anybody
Always let them know who's the bossy
Stepping on cowpies brings good luck
Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement
Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day
And remember...life is always easier when you take the bull by the horns
:D
Cyclone
[email protected]