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Drunken Tiger
03-22-2002, 04:54 AM
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to produce over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z can be represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only

and K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only

But
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Therefore, we know that hard work and knowledge will get you close; but attitude will get you there. And bullshit will put you over the top!
Dragon Omega
03-22-2002, 06:11 AM
:eyebrow: ...and the point of that was?:mischief:
Drunken Tiger
03-22-2002, 06:24 AM
The point of that was to show you that bullshit does payoff....

:lol: No point i just found it on the net!!
JayeM
03-22-2002, 08:10 AM
"If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit." Words that I live by.
(BRILLIANCE = 85%)
Drunken Tiger
03-22-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by JayeM
"If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit." Words that I live by.
(BRILLIANCE = 85%)


Hey thats sounds good to me!!!;)
richeva
03-22-2002, 09:08 AM
Heh, now thats an excuse that sounds believable!!
CH@O$
03-22-2002, 09:22 AM
ill use that more often, lol:lol: